United states has a brainless president.
Nigeria has lifeless president.
Russia has a shameless president.

That's the planet you guys want me to come back to? Never.

Oh..and Brazil has a past president.

And we have china wondering what a president is.

India how is your useless militia president doing?

Mad-man of Israel, Natanyahu....he keep invoking my name not knowing am actually a Palestinian.

Uganda, how is your dinosaur president? Older than the Neanderthals.

Philippines.....your president is yet to show any symptoms of having matter in between his ears.

Ukraine is a joke

UK, I saved Boris from covid as a punishment for you all voting leave.

Kenya: how is 'jayden' the spoilt brat, the ICC suspect, who is a full time drunkard and a part time president taking you?

Iran: sorry this thread is for people with a President, not a self imposed Madrasa tutor who get boner from seeing 6 year old without a full Veil.