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Earlier tonight I needed to make a mail run (I make them after 11pm for extreme social distancing) and found that there's some kind of egg summoning ritual on the ground behind my car.
My first thought was "crows???" but there's too little poop and too much order. (1/?)
My first thought was "crows???" but there's too little poop and too much order. (1/?)
This is when I took pictures and asked Twitter how to disarm it. Of course then I realized that it probably wasn't something designed to harm I mean LOOK AT THOSE KITTIES.
But still, I had to figure out how to not crush it with my car. (2/?)
But still, I had to figure out how to not crush it with my car. (2/?)
I guess I could have just chucked everything aside? But that's what a fool would do. With an elegantly carved egg candle as focus I'm pretty sure it's like, for summoning a dragon or something.
Also disturbing someone's ritual is pretty fucking rude. (3/?)
Also disturbing someone's ritual is pretty fucking rude. (3/?)
So I went into my shop and grabbed the widest slab of wood I could find and carefully transposed the circle on to it. Sadly I couldn't preserve everything because the birch I had wasn't that wide.
As you can see it started raining as soon as I moved the circle. (4/?)
As you can see it started raining as soon as I moved the circle. (4/?)
I took it out of the rain and put it on my Buy Nothing table under some shade. And then I posted a note in the central mailbox area so that whoever set it up can find it again.
I should mention that the candle was never lit so I am pretty sure I didn't interrupt anything. (5/6)
I should mention that the candle was never lit so I am pretty sure I didn't interrupt anything. (5/6)
I have a feeling that most of my neighbors are gonna be SO CONFUSED.
It'll be glorious. (6/6)
It'll be glorious. (6/6)
