Earlier tonight I needed to make a mail run (I make them after 11pm for extreme social distancing) and found that there& #39;s some kind of egg summoning ritual on the ground behind my car.

My first thought was "crows???" but there& #39;s too little poop and too much order. (1/?)

This is when I took pictures and asked Twitter how to disarm it. Of course then I realized that it probably wasn& #39;t something designed to harm I mean LOOK AT THOSE KITTIES.

But still, I had to figure out how to not crush it with my car. (2/?)

I guess I could have just chucked everything aside? But that& #39;s what a fool would do. With an elegantly carved egg candle as focus I& #39;m pretty sure it& #39;s like, for summoning a dragon or something.

Also disturbing someone& #39;s ritual is pretty fucking rude. (3/?)

So I went into my shop and grabbed the widest slab of wood I could find and carefully transposed the circle on to it. Sadly I couldn& #39;t preserve everything because the birch I had wasn& #39;t that wide.

As you can see it started raining as soon as I moved the circle. (4/?)

I took it out of the rain and put it on my Buy Nothing table under some shade. And then I posted a note in the central mailbox area so that whoever set it up can find it again.

I should mention that the candle was never lit so I am pretty sure I didn& #39;t interrupt anything. (5/6)

I have a feeling that most of my neighbors are gonna be SO CONFUSED.

It& #39;ll be glorious. (6/6)