So I'm reading Mary Trump's book right now and one unintentional takeaway from the narrative is that Ivanka Trump is the very, very stupid.
She just shouts super obvious things completely unprompted and I'm not sure if it's supposed to be funny to the reader or not, but it's hilarious to me. I crack up every time her name appears.
There's this scene where Jared enters the room and she just announces, "JARED IS HERE EVERYONE" and nobody reacts at all (bc they've seen Jared already) and I put the book down and howled for a solid minute.
Every time she's mentioned we're just given further evidence that she has the intellectual range of a gnat.
So now I'm imagining this Goya snafu happening with her sitting in a group of people and suddenly announcing, "I THINK I'LL PHOTOGRAPH MYSELF WITH A CAN OF GOYA BEANS TO SHOW SOLIDARITY WITH MEXICANS" and just got up and did it.
My phone is disloyal. Remove the second *the 😂
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