a thread on how i would've written ahs apocalypse (feel free to quote with your opinions )

i'm going to take this episode by episode and a lot of it will probably be the same but oh well let's get started :D

episode 1:
honestly, there's not much i would change. episode 1 was a perfect start to the season and i wish we would've had a lot more episodes that took place in the outpost. i would maybe add clips of the other parts of the world being destroyed by the bombs??

oh i would've gotten rid of the stupid 666 that appears on the mirror because it wasn't scary at all it was just dumb

episode 2:
this is gonna be controversial but,, i honestly would've left the rubberman out. yes, it's a cool callback to murder house but i thought it was really only used for nostalgic purposes

i probably would've tried to incorporate as much information about the other outposts into the episode bc why not i also saw someone say they wanted more backstory abt venable but tbh i think she got enough backstory i'm sorry

episode 3:
erm i think this was a cool episode i mean the plan to get rid of everyone so the witches could return was nice. i actually thought episodes 1,2,3 were the best written so i apologize for the lack of changes

i didnt like brock so i think i would've erased him from the storyline. oh! i also would've gotten rid of dinah's son since he's never shown in the following episodes. he was very useless. though, i did enjoy the stew is stu line

episode 4:
this episode was super duper cool because madison came back honestly i could do an entire thread on why madison deserved better but,, i would've saved the scene where michael says "how can any of u defeat me" for the last episode just bc it was so repetitive

i wish this episode would've started the flashbacks of michaels life so we wouldn't have as many eps abt his past dont get me wrong, i love michael BUT since mallory ran him over his entire past was erased so there was no need to spend so much time explaining it

^ yes ik the entire episode was basically abt him but the outpost scenes should've been cut from that episode just to make more room other stupid flashbacks

episode 5:
this episode was so stupid. where do i even begin? i would've erased the entire seven wonders storyline. i love misty so much but she was so useless, we didnt need her back.

i dont remember coven very well, but didnt cordelia perform the seven wonders and then like instantly become supreme?? wouldn't michael have became supreme like immediately?? idk let's move on

episode 6:
this episode was the worst episode on god. they spent the entire episode trying to say how evil and bad michael was but it was honestly just boring. we already knew he was bad and was going to cause the end times so why did they need to repeat it so much

i would obviously remove tate from the episode because no one likes him and he was basically excused for every bad thing he did. i honestly dont mind michaels aging problem bc i love cody i honestly dont think we needed this episode but it was nice to feel nostalgic

episode 7:
what even was this episode. i cant even comment because i've watched it once. erm i would've liked to seen michael at olive garden ig since that's why he wasnt in the episode okok all jokes aside erm i guess this episode was pretty ok idk but

i really really wish ms.mead hadn't d!ed because the robot storyline was the WORST part of apocalypse idc it was so stupid bye

episode 8:
how could i change this masterpiece? it's so beautiful and perfect and excellent. my favorite episode ever period. erm okay honestly i loved this episode but ofc i hated the robot storyline so get rid of that and we're good!

what even is this thread it's literally just my opinions it's not even abt how i would write it