Copying Cat (haha) and making a thread for my haikyuu watch with my sister
starting off with old tweets that are important https://twitter.com/LavaSiru/status/1281028766802862089
Hinata has been upgraded to first name basis now as he is her fav https://twitter.com/LavaSiru/status/1282091829094219776
she still doesnt call him turnip head like canon... only pineapple head https://twitter.com/LavaSiru/status/1282097548463931394
I still cant belive this was her first reaction to oikawa https://twitter.com/LavaSiru/status/1282103014690623490
in recent news, coach ukai has joined her ranks of "looking fresh tho" https://twitter.com/LavaSiru/status/1282455176557846528
she really doesnt like tskkki lmao https://twitter.com/LavaSiru/status/1282864899371290624
tales of forgotten 2nd yrs https://twitter.com/LavaSiru/status/1282866502312570882
and now back to ur regular program,
Updates for up to episode 14:
She has nicknames for all characters by apperance and she called inuoka "mcspiky" and then hinata called him exaclty that. (netflix translation)
sis: oh my god hinata is literally me we make up the same names
Updates for up to episode 14:
She has nicknames for all characters by apperance and she called inuoka "mcspiky" and then hinata called him exaclty that. (netflix translation)
sis: oh my god hinata is literally me we make up the same names
*KuroDai handshake*
sis: why was that so beef... why was that so Significant
me: (cheers in kurodai)
[disclaimer she does not actively ship but she is Seeing It]
sis: why was that so beef... why was that so Significant
me: (cheers in kurodai)
[disclaimer she does not actively ship but she is Seeing It]
Sis: why are all of them [nekoma] literally just karasuno but different... just watch bananahawk (yamamoto) and tanaka are going to bond over the manager
*they do exactly that*
sis: I KNEW
*they do exactly that*
sis: I KNEW
*kageyama and hinata talking about nationals and kage saying he will be champion of the world*
sis: WHATS MORE OF NATIONALS? OLYMPICS? please tell me they go Olympics or even something MORE?
me: sitting in the forshadowing with current Knowledege
sis: WHATS MORE OF NATIONALS? OLYMPICS? please tell me they go Olympics or even something MORE?
me: sitting in the forshadowing with current Knowledege
Seijou coach: karasuno has new ppl. How have they grown?
Sis: that right. They are big boys now. Well slightly more than medium boys
Sis: that right. They are big boys now. Well slightly more than medium boys
She's like freaking out how proud she is now that they are in a tournament
I forgot to say but she HATES that they call the nekoma and karasuno match "battle of the trashheap"
Sis: how is oikawa so friendly and threatening at the same time?
*first episode of the seijou match*
Sis: I'm so stressed I feel like I just ran....
Sis: I'm so stressed I feel like I just ran....
SHE JUST CALLED AONE BIG CHUNGUES
*Watching first seijou match*
*Oikawa playing karasuno like a fiddle messing up their whole game*
Sis: NO I DON'T WANNA SEE MY BOYS GET CRUSHED
*Oikawa playing karasuno like a fiddle messing up their whole game*
Sis: NO I DON'T WANNA SEE MY BOYS GET CRUSHED
*Oikawa wins the joust and looks at Kageyama when he falls*
Sis: oikawa is like "you mortal"
Sis: oikawa is like "you mortal"
Sis: I have no idea who is gonna win this and it's stressing me OUT
Sis: I love oikawa but I don't want him to beat Kageyama and Hinata
*First bit of oikawa backstory*
Sis: oh my god he's out for murder I'm scared why is he like this
*First bit of oikawa backstory*
Sis: oh my god he's out for murder I'm scared why is he like this
She's like hyperventilating while they are at a deuce
Sis: this match is taking the LIFE out of me
Seijou won and I think she died
She's crying
she decribed watching s1 seijou vs karasuno as going into cardiac arrest
sis :
YOU KNOW how i get EMOTIONALLY invested in tv shows and you HAND ME THIS??? YOU HAND ME THIS??? I CANT BREATH IM IN EMOTIONAL,, I HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY SEASON 1 FINALIE AND YOUR TELLING ME IT GETS MORE??? ITS MORE INSAIN, I BURNED 300 CLAROIES WATCHING THIS, YOU DID THI
YOU KNOW how i get EMOTIONALLY invested in tv shows and you HAND ME THIS??? YOU HAND ME THIS??? I CANT BREATH IM IN EMOTIONAL,, I HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY SEASON 1 FINALIE AND YOUR TELLING ME IT GETS MORE??? ITS MORE INSAIN, I BURNED 300 CLAROIES WATCHING THIS, YOU DID THI
sis: you know how i said i would never get a body pillow well......
im ace but coach ukai makes me Question....
u know
im ace but coach ukai makes me Question....
u know
shes now declared a love/hate relationship with oikawa
he is no longer innocent: "yahoo"
he is no longer innocent: "yahoo"
sis: you know, daichi is a slow burn love, bc it grows over time and before you know it he gets a recive and ur like "YO, daichi SLAPS"
@ItsAiryBro this one goes out to you
me: shows her a pic of captains i drew
sis: [singing]
""Daichi is here to fight
Oikawa wants blood tonight
Kuroo looks like he could bite
Bokuto...I don't know he might""
sis: [singing]
""Daichi is here to fight
Oikawa wants blood tonight
Kuroo looks like he could bite
Bokuto...I don't know he might""
i forgot to add this https://twitter.com/LavaSiru/status/1286147338457710598?s=20
forgot this one https://twitter.com/LavaSiru/status/1286142342194495488?s=20
Me: Daichi gonna go feral
Sis: STOP CALLING MY FAVS FERAL I HATE THAT WORD
Me: I'm not gonna stop . Also u have to agree that Kuroo is feral
Sis: okay... Yes I must agree
Sis: STOP CALLING MY FAVS FERAL I HATE THAT WORD
Me: I'm not gonna stop . Also u have to agree that Kuroo is feral
Sis: okay... Yes I must agree
She thinks natsu is super cute!!!
Sis: I like ushijima, because unlike oikawa who acts nice but is actually out to kill you, ushijima just is like a cool guy who says "you plebs are beneath my existence".
Sis: I have a love/hate relationship with oikawa because I like him but then he does things that are just nasty like he's gonna go out and break your leg or smthn
Sis: if I ever met someone who had tsukki as their fave character idk if I could live
(She hated him that much)
(She hated him that much)
*Asahi changes his hair*
Sis: he wants to look like the coach with his lushus locks
Sis: he wants to look like the coach with his lushus locks
*about ushijima*
Sis: When you call him japan BC he carries the strength of the entire nation and he slaps so heard he could throw someone off the planet
Sis: When you call him japan BC he carries the strength of the entire nation and he slaps so heard he could throw someone off the planet
she did a hq sorter list for karasuno and seijou
watari ranked higher than iwaizumi for her and ill never get over it
watari ranked higher than iwaizumi for her and ill never get over it
me: this episode is off to a great start, iconic kuroo laugh, kurodai moments-
sis: wait? you ship kurodai? i thought it was oikuro-oh right. you are disgusting... a multishipper...
me: HYCKUDFS
sis: wait? you ship kurodai? i thought it was oikuro-oh right. you are disgusting... a multishipper...
me: HYCKUDFS
She forgot ushijimas name so she gave him the nickname "Brick boy"
she got her first taste of bokuto:
"wow bokuto can spike me ANY TIME. he can Get it"
I think she is a member of Morgan's "Lesbians 4 Bokuto" squad
"wow bokuto can spike me ANY TIME. he can Get it"
I think she is a member of Morgan's "Lesbians 4 Bokuto" squad
She forgot Seijous team name and called them
"Oikawa and his Goons"
"Oikawa and his Goons"
Sis: (about Lev) HIS SUPER POWER IS BECOMING ONE WITH THE NOODLES?!?!?
*Lev talking to Hinata*
Sis: don't threaten my boy or I will threaten you and cut off your noodle arms and make them for dinner
Sis: don't threaten my boy or I will threaten you and cut off your noodle arms and make them for dinner
*while waiting for me to set up the ova*
Sis: *hums*
Me: is... Is that tendous song?
Sis: yes
Me: how do you even know that???
Sis: I lived with you when season 3 came out
Me: true
Sis: *hums*
Me: is... Is that tendous song?
Sis: yes
Me: how do you even know that???
Sis: I lived with you when season 3 came out
Me: true
after a three week hiatus, we finally resume and off the bat upon seeing hinata and ukai in the car,
sis: GREAT START, ITS MY TWO FAVORITE ᵇᵒʸˢ
sis: GREAT START, ITS MY TWO FAVORITE ᵇᵒʸˢ
*oikawa sass @ kageyama*
sis: i dont like you. you make me upset.
me: i Love Him
(she is still hurt over karasuno loosing and also is recovering over is Threaten Mode)
sis: i dont like you. you make me upset.
me: i Love Him
(she is still hurt over karasuno loosing and also is recovering over is Threaten Mode)
sis: gosh. seeing asahi in that hairbun... its just something else you know? it does things to me.
*tsukishima focused episode*
cue, my sister saying "you suck, oh my gosh shut up you lazy bean pole i hate you. yamaguchi you chose the wrong person to like" ect. the whole time.
cue, my sister saying "you suck, oh my gosh shut up you lazy bean pole i hate you. yamaguchi you chose the wrong person to like" ect. the whole time.
me: you know, the more you hate tsukki, the more i start to appreciate him. and i was always neutral on his character before, closer to dislike actually. you have changed this
sis: /WWHY?/
sis: /WWHY?/
sis: I like how bokuto and kuroo are on different teams but also they are Brōthers™
me: their bromance (ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵒᵐᵃⁿᶜᵉ) is too powerful
me: their bromance (ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵒᵐᵃⁿᶜᵉ) is too powerful
sis: kuroo is an okay character, hes a little to sassy for me
kuroo: sasses tsukishima
sis: okay, on this, We agree.
kuroo: sasses tsukishima
sis: okay, on this, We agree.
*lev starts spewing watermelon seeds*
sis: lev you are annoying but i appreciate how ridiculous you are. pancake on the floor, noodle arms, watermellon machine....
sis: lev you are annoying but i appreciate how ridiculous you are. pancake on the floor, noodle arms, watermellon machine....
*tsuki backstory*
sis: NO YOU WILL /NOT/ MAKE ME LIKE HIM!!! I REFUSE!!!
sis: NO YOU WILL /NOT/ MAKE ME LIKE HIM!!! I REFUSE!!!
me: tbh you should relate to a lot of ur backstory cause u had the same doubts about music back in hs
sis: i- oof.. i did NOT need that call out... exposed like this...
sis: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABUT HATING PPL WITH THE SAME PERSONALITY AS YOU?
sis: i- oof.. i did NOT need that call out... exposed like this...
sis: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABUT HATING PPL WITH THE SAME PERSONALITY AS YOU?
*bokuro oyaoyaoya*
sis: TIME TO GO BACK AND REWATCH THAT LIKE 12 TIMES
[continuous laughter for 2 min]
me: laughs in bokuroo in the bg
sis: TIME TO GO BACK AND REWATCH THAT LIKE 12 TIMES
[continuous laughter for 2 min]
me: laughs in bokuroo in the bg
*bokuto delivering his sass speach to tsukishima*
sis: okay oikawa is not feral compared to this right now, bokuto is actually scaring me a little
sis: okay oikawa is not feral compared to this right now, bokuto is actually scaring me a little
*bokuro having shit eating feral smiles in the episode*
sis: WHY DO YOU LIKE FERAL PPPL SO MUCH /WHY/
sis: WHY DO YOU LIKE FERAL PPPL SO MUCH /WHY/
next episode:
sis: ok but im lowkey still trigger about being exposed by tsukkis backstory.... now im having an exsistential crisis.....
I hate him almost as much as i hate myself....
oh no... ohnononono
sis: ok but im lowkey still trigger about being exposed by tsukkis backstory.... now im having an exsistential crisis.....
I hate him almost as much as i hate myself....
oh no... ohnononono
sis: lev... what a weirdo... pleb.... lev the pleb. THATS WHAT IM GONNA CALL HIM NOW
*chants* Lev the Pleb! Lev the Pleb!
*chants* Lev the Pleb! Lev the Pleb!
sis: HOLD UP I NEED TO PAUSE why is he LIKE that why his booty so thick???? I will have dreams about thicc kuroo now
why did they make his booty clap?
hes like a beanpole in every other screenshot but here.... kuroo what did they do to you?
why did they make his booty clap?
hes like a beanpole in every other screenshot but here.... kuroo what did they do to you?
sis: wow kuroo really has the best reactions here
i love watching her slowly delve into kuroo appreciation
im thriving
im thriving
sis: dude why is kuroo just... so much at once.
hes a force of nature.
kuroo can can dominate all who get in his way.
hes a force of nature.
kuroo can can dominate all who get in his way.
Bokuto: Hey Hey Hey!!!!
sis: OH MY GOSH!1!?!? WHY DIDNT YOU WARN ME? EVERYTHING HAPPENS SO MUCH IN THIS EPISODE // BOKUTO YOU ARE A //LEGEND///
sis: OH MY GOSH!1!?!? WHY DIDNT YOU WARN ME? EVERYTHING HAPPENS SO MUCH IN THIS EPISODE // BOKUTO YOU ARE A //LEGEND///
sis: BOKUTO! you gotta warn ppl when you flex like that Jeeze!
Me: I literally wanred you about all of this because they are my faves and I love this arc
Sis: SHUT UP TSUKKI!!
oh my god I hadn't said that in a while that was cathartic
oh my god I hadn't said that in a while that was cathartic
*coaches being sly in the BG*
Daichi: for real?
Sis: oh my god what if seijou pulled up right now?
Me: I WISH
Daichi: for real?
Sis: oh my god what if seijou pulled up right now?
Me: I WISH
we have gone back and rewatched scenes for these last two episodes more often than the rest of the entire series bc she cant stop laughing
Sis: is it just me or is bokuto kinda scary
Sis: *describing the different ways that oikawa and bokuto are intimidating or scary*
"Oikawa goes from pleasant to threatening... But bokuto is just ready to throw the gauntlet"
"Oikawa goes from pleasant to threatening... But bokuto is just ready to throw the gauntlet"
Sis: akaashi is really out here as bokutos computer and translating it all to everyone
Kuroo is literally just watching the karasuno vs fukurodani match while in the middle of his own set the entire time lol
SHE SHIPS
BOKUROO 
we got it, Press F for the kurodai but i am SATISFIED WITH THIS


we got it, Press F for the kurodai but i am SATISFIED WITH THIS
We are 3 minutes into the S2 tournament arc and
Sis: in so hype I'm legit sweating rn
Sis: in so hype I'm legit sweating rn
Sis: Daichi is the foundation and SO underrated... He does so much for the team
Me: (sobbing) yeah
Me: (sobbing) yeah
*hyakuzawa spikes over Yamaguchi's head*
Sis: tree man meets leaf boy
Sis: I ship it
Me @ the same time: tree man and leaf boy, new OTP.
Sis: tree man meets leaf boy
Sis: I ship it
Me @ the same time: tree man and leaf boy, new OTP.
We are creating new rarepairs together... Im so proud she's growing up.... Shipping bokuro (a non main pairing) to making rarepairs....
Growth
Growth
*Soundtrack plays*
Sis: it's the "overcome and adapt" soundtrack... And also the oikawa intense theme
Me: the feral oikawa soundtrack
Sis: it's the "overcome and adapt" soundtrack... And also the oikawa intense theme
Me: the feral oikawa soundtrack
She's been laughing at terushima flinging Hinata away for a solid 2 minutes
*kyotani shows up*
Sis: this is raccoon man and he is The Most Feral
Sis: this is raccoon man and he is The Most Feral
*Oikawa low-key intimidated kyotani*
Sis: NEVER MIND!!! IF HE CAN OUT FERAL THE FERAL, OIKAWA IS THEN THE MOST FERAL.
Sis: NEVER MIND!!! IF HE CAN OUT FERAL THE FERAL, OIKAWA IS THEN THE MOST FERAL.
Sis: I love all the sounds that bokuto and Kuroo make
Me: ilovekuroosomuchimgrippingmyphonesohard
Me: ilovekuroosomuchimgrippingmyphonesohard
Sis: I'm telling tsukki to shut up less over time does this mean??? I'm having more appreciation for him???
I'm in denial
I'm in denial
Aone: bows to Hinata
Sis: aone is like reverse oikawa. Oikawa I thought was wholesome but is actually intimidating, but aone starts threatening but is actually wholesome.
Sis: aone is like reverse oikawa. Oikawa I thought was wholesome but is actually intimidating, but aone starts threatening but is actually wholesome.
Me: god I love oikawa so much
Sis: he gives me anxiety. He's like the face of betreyal. I thought he was all "yahoo" but he's actually backstabbing and feral and making me have a fit of pain for karasuno loosing.
Sis: he gives me anxiety. He's like the face of betreyal. I thought he was all "yahoo" but he's actually backstabbing and feral and making me have a fit of pain for karasuno loosing.
she just went on like a 3 min rant on how oikawa betrayed her by being seemingly nice but is actually "the most intimidating and uncaring person ever and he will do whatever he must to destroy you" ect. god i wish i had recorded her speach bc it like 100% describes my fhq oikawa.
sis; *typying up a transcript of her oikawa rant*
sis:... whats Brick Boys name agian?
me: Ushijima
sis: ah right, im jsut gonna type brick boy anyways cause i can never remeber.
sis:... whats Brick Boys name agian?
me: Ushijima
sis: ah right, im jsut gonna type brick boy anyways cause i can never remeber.
for context, this started cause she said: why are all your faves all feral... i know im not gonna like them if you do bc that means feral
me: but, you like kuroo, bo, tanaka, who are also feral
sis: alright hold on,,,
[disclaimer brick boy = ushijima]
me: but, you like kuroo, bo, tanaka, who are also feral
sis: alright hold on,,,
[disclaimer brick boy = ushijima]
me: there he is, terushima, m-
sis: he is what? hot
me: my ico-... well yaeh
sis: he is what? hot
me: my ico-... well yaeh
*Terushima calls Daichi dull*
Sis: (high gasp) HOW DARE. DAICHI IS THE BREAD AND BUTTER OF THE TEAM THEY WOULD LOOSE IF BOT FOR HIM. DAICHI APPRECIATION!!!! THE BANNER THE EVERYTHINT!!!
Sis: (high gasp) HOW DARE. DAICHI IS THE BREAD AND BUTTER OF THE TEAM THEY WOULD LOOSE IF BOT FOR HIM. DAICHI APPRECIATION!!!! THE BANNER THE EVERYTHINT!!!
*tsukishima spikes*
Sis: ah look it's our favorite man in the glasses that look like goggles
Me: haha you called tsuki "your fave man"
Sis: AHHHHHH OH NOOO WHYY DID I SAY THAT I HATE HIM I HATE TSUKISHIMA I hate him. I hate myself I betrayed myself no why
Sis: ah look it's our favorite man in the glasses that look like goggles
Me: haha you called tsuki "your fave man"
Sis: AHHHHHH OH NOOO WHYY DID I SAY THAT I HATE HIM I HATE TSUKISHIMA I hate him. I hate myself I betrayed myself no why
She is hyperventilating over daichis death
The whole match just lead up her love for Daichi for this and it's broke her
The whole match just lead up her love for Daichi for this and it's broke her
IM LOOSING MY MIND SHE JUST SAID THAT BOKUROO IS HER FAVE HQ SHIP
more than kagehina, more than asanoya
more than kagehina, more than asanoya
Sis: I had no idea until now what your name even was but ennoshtia, you are now my first born child... I will protect you
Sis: ok but Brick Boy(ushijima) do be looking fine tho.
Like.. MMMM?
Like.. MMMM?
Sis: I love Yamaguchi that's my child... I love him why does ukai have to yell at my baby
*Seijou and datekou start match*
Sis: WHAT? NO THAT MEANS DATEKOU IS GONNA LOOSE ?!?!?
Sis: WHAT? NO THAT MEANS DATEKOU IS GONNA LOOSE ?!?!?
Sis: Oikawa is my sleep paralysis demon.
She's hyperventilating over the wakunan match and turning into Donald duck noises cause she can't verbalize anything
In 2 episodes ennoshtia when from "non exsistant" to her (screaming) "ABSOLUTE FAVORITE"
Sis: I want to love oikawa like you but he's my sleep paralysis demon and he scared me
*Iwaizumi takes out the iron wall*
Sis: umm?? That was awesome?? But Iwaizumi is actually not human... He's not human... He's a ballista.
Me: so oikawa is your paralysis demon and Iwaizumi isn't human???
Sis: yes
Sis: umm?? That was awesome?? But Iwaizumi is actually not human... He's not human... He's a ballista.
Me: so oikawa is your paralysis demon and Iwaizumi isn't human???
Sis: yes
She's like actually dying as they are hyping up the seijou vs karasuno rematch .
Sis: ok but I think about Kuroo on a daily basis tho
Me: NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL (for the last four years)
Sis; I love Hinata and kinda wanna be him and marry him at the same time but Kuroo is a Staple™
Me: NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL (for the last four years)
Sis; I love Hinata and kinda wanna be him and marry him at the same time but Kuroo is a Staple™
*Daichi reflects upon Kuroo and bokuto from the training camp*
Sis: kuroos laugh is actually manical ... He like a giraffe laugh.
Sis: kuroos laugh is actually manical ... He like a giraffe laugh.
Sis: I was working at the till today and thought of kuroos hyena laugh and almost had a fit laughing.
Sis: why do you love everyone that's feral... Seijou. No one on seijou is human they don't respect you. They don't treat you as people... Seijou evil...
Sis: IWAIZUMI IS ALPHA?
how to earn a raccoon boys (kyotani) respect: win every battle you are challenged top.
how to earn a raccoon boys (kyotani) respect: win every battle you are challenged top.
Sis: okay but why is Oikawas voice kinda hot???
HES GIVING ME SO MANY MIXED FEELINGS
HES GIVING ME SO MANY MIXED FEELINGS
Sis: when they do close up shots of oikawas face I have to cover the screen because it gives me fear
Okay but why is he so hot??? I'm so confused and hurt
Okay but why is he so hot??? I'm so confused and hurt
Sis: Oikawa always lies.... Oikawa always lies... Oikawa always lies..
Sis: oh my god what happens. There was a snip snap clickity clack and tsukki came back
*yahaba slams kyotani to the wall*
Sis: I ship it.
Look at them.. now kiss!
Sis: I ship it.
Look at them.. now kiss!
*Oikawa serves*
Sis:






Me:





Sis:







Me:







She's fucking dying here over every point karasuno scores she wants them to win so bad
Sis: karasuno has to win for narrative reasons... Karasuno has to win for narrative reasons... Karasuno has to win for narrative reasons...Karasuno ha-
Me: (quietly) but Seijou tho...
Me: (quietly) but Seijou tho...
Sis: Hhhhhh you know it's serious when my feet start to sweat. I have to wear workout clothes watching this match
*kyotani serves*
Sis: HIS BACK?? he really is a slinky
Sis: HIS BACK?? he really is a slinky
She is literally loosing her mind over karasuno getting a duce. She has Become Donald Duck
She threw her chair at karasuno winning and I am sitting here like





Seijou... ;;;;






She is like celebrating so hard during the ending.
I'm gonna make her watch the seijou special ending. I need her to feel for my boys.
Sis: that match gave you the context for why oikawa is so feral and then they introduced a literal animal. Seijou really out here hiring a actual zoo.
She is Feeling For Seijou.
Sis: WHY AM I FEELING BAD? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
Sis: WHY AM I FEELING BAD? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
Sis: oikawa the night paralysis demon didn't get his dreams to come true because he spends his time in the nightmare realm.
Awe :'(
Awe :'(
Sis: I have to rewind I had to pause because I covered the screen cause oikwas face scared me.
Me: I love it
Sis: okay but, not all of us are attracted to demons okay
Me:
Me: well, I-
Me: i.-S
Me: I love it
Sis: okay but, not all of us are attracted to demons okay
Me:
Me: well, I-
Me: i.-S
She CALLLED ME TF OUT