coco talks about superstore: a thread
jonah having 15k twitter followers wbk he runs a fan account
the contrast between superstore and lucifer i’m laughing the way i’m supposed to be editing during this but it’s intense in its own way
we are down to one raccoon but it has grown powerful beyond belief
stop poor sandra they’re calling her like a dog i-
not them getting a blow up teddy bear instead of a rat
not garrett having sex with the bigot christian girl and saying this is what martin luther king would do i love him sm pls
i’m staying out as long as you do
they’re in love you honor

“marcus is that your thumb?” HELP THE NOISE I MADE
THE GUACAMOLE THEY PUT THE THUMB IN IS LOST I CANT
IM LITERALLY YELLING THEYRE GONNA RUN OUT OF TIME TO FIND THE THUMB
i mentioned jonah was hot and it ended up in me and my sister having a deep discussion about sexuality superstore’s power
“can you guys just act like adults and have an affair or something??” PLEASE i need simmosa sex
garret is so scared of the crows i love him
HE ZIPPED HIMSELF IN A TENT WITH THE CROWS HELP
NOT THEM ALL PULLING THEIR GUNS ON THE BIRDS HELP
NOT THE CLOUD 9 CLOUD BEING A CANIBALL IM GONNA SCREAM THIS IS SO FUNNY
please amy and and jonah are so in love i can’t with them
not glenn thinking marajuana turns people into murders
HE REALLY JUST STRIPPED AND WORE JUST AN APRON SIR S I R
using this again because i’m talking sm about it
anyways um yes garret and jonah living together i support it
yes i think you do need to talk about the kiss talk about the kiss
NOT AMY ASKING JONAH TO HAVE SEX WITH HER WHILE THEYRE IN MINION COSTUMES
even if she was kidding it was iconic
amy being jealous pls she’s so cute
okay okay i’m in the middle of 312 and dalia told me to start using this again so here goes
jonah being sad about amy having sex with the pharmacist 


“sometimes when i’m playing the sims i give myself a family”
HELP THEYRE IN THE STORE TUNNELS TOGETHER
this is so cute pls 
they’re looking at all the old recalled stuff i cant


IM ACTUALLY GOING TO SOB THE BABYISM
they’re playing a board game absolutely not 


NOT JONAH BRINGING UP THEIR FIRST DAY THEY MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME
NOT THEM WALKING IN ON A GUY CHANGING
STOP HE GOT HER THE GAME THE WAY SHE SAYS JONAH IM COLLAPSING
SHE JUST SAID SHE HAD A CRUSH ON JONAH IMIMIMIM