THIS THREAD OMG

Things could be worse: we could be in Branson

Hats off to @GregHolmanNL and Taney County Public Health officials who deserve LARGE DRINKS ON ALL OF US for their service to the nation https://twitter.com/GregHolmanNL/status/1283848900458225665">https://twitter.com/GregHolma...

This club has EVERYTHING:

KGB Agents! The Ten Commandments! Killer masks slaughtering senior citizens! Pavlov& #39;s Dog! Carbon dioxide poisoning! Wedding planners! Laying on of hands! Offensive "yellow stars" reference! Communist takeovers! Police states! Pastors!

Elaborate public safety hoaxes! Invocation of Civil Defense! Medical professionals are actually RESPONSIBLE for the spike in Coronavirus cases! Branson& #39;s future is actually as a mask-free tourist MECCA!

(If it didn& #39;t invoke a recent terrible local tragedy, the appropriate GIF for this thread might be a sinking duckboat)