Members of Chapo Trap House as pumps from the brewery I work for, a thread:

First up is @cushbomb. big ideas require big pumps. Matt cleans out his brain for us on stream like this pump cleans a 240 bbl fermenter. Loudest pump by far. Best motor guard (grill shaped)

Next we have @ByYourLogic. laid back in design and function, this pump makes the funniest noises during operation but also leaks a lot. Generally used for smaller jobs. Rattles a lot (how pumps vibe)

On deck is @willmenaker. Our most trusted pump, tasked with transferring beer from tank to tank and recirculation. Much like a showrunner, it keeps things flowing smoothly. Highly coveted, never available.

The pneumatic pump is Amber (not pictured). Made in Indiana. It is the odd pump out since it is the only one that doesn't need to be "plugged in" to work (Twitter) Used to fill kegs (the most working class mode of beer consumption) likely made in Indiana.

Last but not least there's @virgiltexas. It was at another brewery for a long time but came back. Unfortunately, it can't plug into any of our sockets at the moment. Currently shelved in storage, but we hope to hear it run again soon.