“Casuals” being flippant: the debate is if OSR means Old School Renaissance or Revival
Me, A Brain Genius: Actually! It’s OSER—silent e—it stands for Old School Erotic Roleplay
“Casuals”: what?
Me: yep, the whole point was monsterfucking as Gygax intended!

Me, continuing despite outcries: look we do not do enough to commemorate those (mostly) men who stocked dungeons that frequently raised the question: “who would wanna fuck that monster?” To which the reply was “hold my beer I’m gonna figure out how to fuck that monster!”

Me (gulping water): we also haven’t really gone into the psychology of the brave souls who night after night tried to solve the soulfelt erotic appeal gaining entry to fearsome monsters that—while, occasionally, spats of post-coital murder broke out—they could not help but admire

Me, being forcibly dragged away from a mic and lighting the wrong end of my cigarette: how will you continue lying to the next generation about how love DID bloom on the battlefield! Who will take up the brave mantle of monsterfucking without diagrammed play by play with SFX?!

Me, a woman possessed: the wench table was a sensible accessory! You’re shielding our children (well not mine but somones I’m sure! The appeal works better that way) from their proud heritage of randomly generated wrenches! Who will know their PCs comeliness score now? Censors!

Me, just really bringing some sense to the conversation: listen it’s HOMOPHOBIC that there is no longer a 2% that if my Ninja Turtle sees an Eldrich Horror(TM) that they become a homosexual! Why not explore being an exhibitionist lagomorph warrior? You can’t handle authentic RP!

Me, just spasming like a less acrobatic Linda Blair: what about the elements of life’s rich tapestry that you so callously tore out when you removed a girdle of gender change!! My Paladin being reduced from 18/00 strength really made me think of women’s struggles in the workplace