My (ace) ex gf and I were chatting on the phone abt queer sexuality discourse & my personal relief in no longer feeling like part of my identity is “capable of universal attraction” & then I scrolled past a picset on twitter and was like “like that! Cool but does nothing for me!”

And she was also scrolling twitter (we do not follow each other or remotely the same ppl) and she just paused and said, “is it... this one with Henry Cavill fixing a... looks like a desktop computer?” (Yes, yes it was)

she then started laughing and was like “oh my god, so you’re usually my token allo and I waS GOING TO SEND THIS TO YOU, CAPTIONED “FOR THE ALLOS ” BUT THEN I REMEMBERED”. Anyway this is the modern ace lesbian gift of the magi, thank u mr cavill

(disclaimer: all opinions re sexuality in these tweets are our own and do not need to be yours, etc etc)