hayyy, my biased thread on the zodiacs
sagittarius
ur so funny. Yes u are toxic, don’t deny it. U like to fight, stop that. ur honesty does come in handy, but u don’t have to be rude. And at least try opening up, ik it’s hard for u but do ur best to let others in to help u. Stop making promises u cant keep
capricorn
D ! 3. HATE UR GUTS. U GHOST UR FRIENDS AND COME CRAWLING BACK LIKE U DID NOTHING WRONG. Ur judgy as hell, like ur some kind of saint. surround urself with ppl u actually like for once ??? U don’t need to be in a relationship. open up and talk with ppl pls.
pisces
ur so funny. very ethereal tbh. ur sort of a mystery to me. u make sure to have a good time. BUT GOD PLS U CAN BE WRONG SOMETIMES ?? Stop playing the victim, it gets annoying and pushes ppl away.
gemini
choose a side. stop encouraging every fucking fight there is. ur so fun, but u can also be serious sometimes.. U make ppl feel like shit for what they like and then end up liking it... idk u guys are weird as hell, always switching up. ur funny though
cancer
i don’t remember meeting one tbh. Who r u
libra
ur funny. u know how to have a good time. that’s all i know Lol
virgo
HATE UR GUTS. LITERALLY CH0K3
aries
ur funny <3 That’s all i know
leo
everything’s not about u. Grow up. ur fake asf tbh. ur funny as hell.
scorpio
UR SO FUNNY. always doing something. definitely a plug. u surround urself with good ppl, but ur not very close to anyone (?).
taurus
idk who r u
aquarius
CH0K3. SO GODDAMN ANNOYING. TAKE A HINT. Stop thinking after a little while after somebody says no they’ll change their mind. IF SOMEONE TELLS U THE TRUTH DONT LEAVE LONG ASS PARAGRAPHS AND GHOST THEM FOR WEEKS, ITS SCARY. PPL WORRY AND CARE ABOUT U. sensitive ass
end of thread. this was inspired by oomfs juls ✅
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