a list in no particular order of weird scenarios i think mdzs/cql characters would end up in:

nhs calls his boyfriend to go hang out of of his apartment for a few hours bc he invited a lot of people over and it accidentally turned into an orgy

xue yang's house being the most popular trick or treating location because 1) his yard looks scary as fuck and some people even say some of it is real 2) CANDY.

someone making a "yo mama" joke and jin ling starting to cry cause his mama so dead

jiang cheng whips someone with zidian and hears "harder, daddy" as an answer

(that either makes him retire zidian for a while or kinda be into it, your choice)

lan xichen being really popular among teenagers who like drama channels because he says "uuuh, tea" (he actually means tea)

jin zixuan making a "eat the rich" joke and then looking at yanli lovingly hoping she gets the message

xxc has more than one braincell, gives song lan just one eye and they just turn into highly capable cultivatiors with a messed up depth perception, so they bump into things a lot

su she says "lan zhan" by mistake while having sex with someone else

wwx waking up in mo xuanyu's body and as soon as he has a moment alone he juuuust checks out the dick to see what he's rolling with in this life

lan qiren loudly announcing himself before entering any and every room just in case after he sees wwx wearing lwj's inner robes

nmj being petty and placing everything he can find on the highest shelves just so meng yao can't reach anything

wen qing asks wwx for him to make a talisman to get stuff out of people's butts

he goes: uhhhhhh nasty

she rolls her eyes: you have no idea how many times the medical emergency people called me for was a vegetable up the wrong way