In Death Stranding a woman named Samantha America Strand explains at great length to a man named Sam Strand* the definition of the word "strand"
*Sam Strand is a porter who works for a company called Bridges and his other name is Sam Porter Bridges and his biological mother's surname is Bridges and his adoptive mother's first name is Bridget**
**Sam's adoptive mother Bridget is the president, and at one point a guy named Die Hardman*** says to Sam "The President is waiting." Then he pauses and says "It's your mother." Then he pauses again and says "Bridget."
***This is me saying that Die-Hardman is literally the least funny name in this game and Death Stranding is a very good comedy 10/10
I am only 2 hours in btw
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