my favourite fairy comments,, A THREAD

ps;; all of these are a joke, i do not mean any of them.

hannah montana said nobody’s perfectyou proved that

Slip into something nicelike a coma

jump off the chair the rope will catch you

When Ariana said just keep breathingshe didn’t mean you

chase ur dreams! 800ft off a cliff

go on a cruise but make it the titanic

this made my day w o r s e

You killed it next time try yourself though

Just hang in there then remove the chair

you’re like a coin flat on both sides

you go girl and don’t come back

sis you snapped next time make it your neck

your makeup is firenow burn yourself in it

you look like a snack shame no one likes bounty’s

you’re not a clownor the circus you’re the whole entertainment industry

go off sis of a cliff

they say love is blind I wish I were too

bungee jumping, but make it 𝔀 𝓲 𝓻 𝓮 𝓵 𝓮 𝓼 𝓼

sleep but make it permanent

everyone makes mistakes but your mom made a disaster

you dropped your crown dont pick it up tho

cancernot the zodiac

suebut make it aside

you’ve hit rock bottomI’ll just give you a shovel

does your mum hang up washingbecause I think she forgot to hang you

as dory said "just keep swimming” but i think it’s best if you drown

shoot for the stars next time aim for your head

you should go to summer camp make it auschwitz

your confidence is glowingplease turn the brightness down

mouthwash but make it bleach