my favourite fairy comments,, A THREAD 






ps;; all of these are a joke, i do not mean any of them.







ps;; all of these are a joke, i do not mean any of them.


hannah montana said nobody’s perfect


you proved that








Slip into something nice


like a coma












jump off the chair 
the rope will catch you 






When Ariana said just keep breathing
she didn’t mean you 




chase ur dreams! 

800ft off a cliff 







go on a cruise 

but make it the titanic 































this made my day 

w o r s e







You killed it 

next time try yourself though 







Just hang in there

then remove the chair









you’re like a coin
flat on both sides 







you go girl 

and don’t come back 







sis you snapped 

next time make it your neck 







your makeup is fire

now burn yourself in it







you look like a snack



shame no one likes bounty’s 













you’re not a clown

or the circus 

you’re the whole entertainment industry 










go off sis 

of a cliff 







they say love is blind 

I wish I were too 







bungee jumping, but make it

𝔀 𝓲 𝓻 𝓮 𝓵 𝓮 𝓼 𝓼







sleep 
but make it permanent 






everyone makes mistakes 

but your mom made a disaster 







you dropped your crown 


dont pick it up tho





cancer


not the zodiac










sue

but make it aside







you’ve hit rock bottom


I’ll just give you a shovel
















does your mum hang up washing



because I think she forgot to hang you









as dory said "just keep swimming” 


but i think it’s best if you drown 










shoot for the stars 

next time aim for your head







you should go to summer camp


make it auschwitz 










your confidence is glowing

please turn the brightness down





mouthwash 



but make it bleach 








