ok sonic headcanon thread for me and kayla but if u have any objections please feel free to tell me
ok sonic is lightskinned . he wakes up at 2 am and asks knuckles if he thinks he’s cute and goes back to bed. think of 2010 zendaya
shadow is the black emo friend you had in middle school who used to growl at you and then he became a lot more socially tolerable. he’s still emo just with a bitter gay twist. tsundere probably
knuckles is black. that’s it. hes a himbo with a heart of gold. when sonic came out as bi he asked if it was like being ambidextrous. he’s academically golden but common knowledge is just not there at all but he’s got the spirit. fun at parties
amy is the afro latina who always carries a mirror in her bag in case your falsies are fucking up. she/they lesbian who is obsessed with really bad white people bands but she’s nice so you try to ignore it .
blaze is one of those really pretty black girls with really long box braids that are always in a new kind of updo. she’s socially inept but hopes giving you candy when you’re sad makes up for it
cream is unfortunately lightskinned with a white father but her mother is more than she’ll ever need :3 she’s one of those little kids you walk up to and when you ask her how her day was she tells you her uncle has leukemia and then asks for the brownie you have after
tails is my little black boy GENIUS !!! tells sonic to stop waking him at 3 am because he doesn’t want to call him cute he wants to sleep. science fair gold medalist and has almost blew up his and sonics house 3 times (they’re found brothers methinks)
silver goes by all pronouns. hes black but grew up in a white neighborhood so he’s on the brink of being annoying but he’s somewhat cool enough to let it slide. probably streams 100gecs and top and blaze and trying her best to change that. they watch anime together
blasian queen who eats the rich. makes fun of shadows music and then beat his ass because he said ayesha erotica is garbage in retaliation (even tho he listens to it .. bye). has probably seen your mother on several occasions
sonia is lightskinned but she really is tired of the lightskinned antics both her brothers are up to. never gets any peace. in a girlband and loves her cute girl fans ^___^ she cant cook so she makes manic do it
manic is another lightskin who wakes up at 3 am to scream about how cute he is. an absolute hypebeast sneakerhead and has a juul addiction, sonias trying to get him to quit but he’s a frustrating teenage boy
OKAY THATS IT IM DORRY.
okay there’s more 💞
tikal also black. nubian queen i love her she’s knuckles rival when it comes to grades bc she’s always like 10 points above him but she’s always really endearing abt it. she takes cooking classes and specializes in pet treats because she owns 5 dogs . everyone likes her cookies
ALSO i couldn’t fit it but she gives her left over treats to cream so she can give them to cheese :3
cosmo is our token white kid with a cottagecore aesthetic . she plays pokémon with tails and she likes shaymin. she’s really rich so rouge visits a lot but she basically opens the front door for her because her parents kinda suck. really likes strawberries
sally is a white latina who’s honestly kind of fucking annoying about it until she catches some kind of hint from the crew. now she likes girls. she’s kind of a gym freak and indulges in various kinds of meat
nicole is sally’s black girlfriend ... her tech knowledge really comes in handy when sally breaks something (2 times a week minimum) she sucks at emoting physically so instead she awkwardly states how she’s feeling out loud . it happens at burger king a lot
mina is chinese :3 her whole thing w sonic was comphet and is now has a career on singing about girls. she’d put cheese on foods that shouldn’t have cheese on them but everyone is too scared to say something about it
honey is japanese because she reminds me of maki ito. swears like a sailor but loves the work she does and the costumes she makes !!! has been reprimanded 5 times for being violent on social media
bunnie is our token straight girl but it’s okay. she’s sweet and we love her. she’s southern black and everyone makes fun of her accent :) chaotic good and has tried to go after government officials on several occasions it’s amazing she hasn’t been caught yet
OKAY ILL FINISH THIS LATER.
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