dragon blood: spicy, good on eggs

vampire blood: darker and thicker than normal blood, feels like swallowing cough syrup. drink w/ something else to cover up taste.

fairy blood: will make you trip balls for 48 hours and cough up ancient coins when you're done, not recommended
old god blood: gives you fantastic visions, then makes you grow eyes inside your esophagus

mermaid blood: soothes the vocal cords in a tea, improves the skin. sought-after by performers and skincare enthusiasts.

angel blood: just kills you. just straight up. dead.
mothman blood: gives you the ability to see the future for a short period of time, plus a fuzzy feeling in your mouth

bigfoot blood: great for your hair and nails.

zombie blood, even if the "zombie" is still conscious and thinking: tummy ache :(
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