One time, I was pedicabbing for a Jason Aldean concert at Fenway and this drunk woman came up to my cab crying and said "can you take me to Waltham." Obviously I couldn't, so She sat in the cab and told me about how her boyfriend was awful and how they were breaking up.

Then she got out of my pedicab & hailed a taxi, yelling back to me "If a guy comes by asking if you know where RUTH is, tell him I took a cab back to Waltham & I'm using HIS credit card to do it." Sure, whatever. I figured I wouldn't hear anything of it, regular drunk folk stuff.

A while later a guy comes up and says "hey I'm sorry I lost my girlfriend in the crowd can I borrow your cellphone?" He was in bad shape so I let him use mine. He sat down in the cab, dialed a number and all I heard was "RUTH? What do you MEAN you took a cab back to WALTHAM?"