rating most of the nicknames i’ve given my cat https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">

meow meow

— VERISTILE!!! idk if i used that word correctly but meow meow is her birth name so it always works. “meow meow https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤬" title="Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Symbolen über dem Mund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Schmollendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmollendes Gesicht">” it works. “meow meow https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">” it works. “meow meow https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">” it works. “meow meowhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😨" title="Angstvolles Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angstvolles Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😰" title="Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">” it WORKS.
— 8.5/10 only because the name itself is questionable

baby

— literally so fun
— makes me very happy
— makes HER very happy. she always cheers up whenever i call her this and it’s cute
— 9/10 but would have been a 10 if she appreciated it more

poopy

— SO FUN
— i call her this bc she won’t stop pooping on my couch
— literally i caught her playing with her shit earlier
— she sometimes doesn’t like it bc she thinks i’m making fun of her
— 6.5/10 because i forget it exists sometimes

chicken

— one of my favorites
— MY GOAL IS TO ADOPT ANOTHER CAT AND NAME THEM THIS FOR FUN
— she hates it
— like seriously i called her this a few seconds ago and she ran towards me screaming
— soooo cute i love it
— 10/10 because she gets so cute when she’s mad

best chicken!!

boobie

— also one of my favorites
— confuses her most of the time
— fun fact: i was calling her a bunch of weird stuff and this word just came out and it stuck
— i really don’t know if she likes it
— really cute and fun to say plus i like boobs
— 9.5/10 because it’s not chicken

poopoo

— sometimes i cringe
— MOST OF THE TIME!!!! i love this name
— reminds me of my baby dorothy :( may she rest in peace
— makes me very happy
— i like to think it makes meow meow happy
— fun to say
— 7/10 highly recommend!!!

poopy baby

— very true
— she poops a lot
— also fun to say
— this one rlly excites me but i can never figure out why
— i call her this when i’m really emotional
— “my little poopy baby https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">”
— 6.5/10 because it’s literally awful

pretty

— YES#
— LITERALLY YES
— SO TRUE MY BABY IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL KITTEN EVER
— she LOVES this one
— she is a narcissist yes
— she calms down whenever i call her this
— 9.8/10 because she loves it so much and it’s so true and ugh literally my favorite one

nasty

— i only call this whenever she does something weird “whatre u doing nasty”
— fun to say
— helps her realize that she’s done something gross
— very useful!!
— she gets very embarrassed when i call her this
— 9/10 because i like making her mad bc she’s cute

____ baby

— “pretty baby”
— “ugly baby”
— makes everything cuter
— also confuses her bc she can’t tell if i’m insulting her
— i use this one most of the time i think
— all around rlly good. i can use this whenever
— 8/10 because it’s codependent

ugly

— i call her this before i call her pretty
— she thinks i’m complimenting her
— she rly can’t tell the difference between pretty and ugly and that’s my bad
— makes her happy
— makes me happy
— can be used in lots of situations
— 10/10 also my favorite

idk if i should be embarrassed by the fact that most of these are poop related https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz"> but this thread is over i think so here are a few pictures of her bc she rlly is the prettiest baby (fuck u if u laugh at her little flea collar she’s so cute)