i think a taunt skill is the funniest skill you can give to a servant. you are just so despicable in that moment that the enemy has no CHOICE but to find you and beat the ever-living shit out of you
reading thru the skill names of some of these taunts is making me lose it
mash's taunt: a girl is goading me with her giant fucking shield i need to hit her giant shield

summer servant taunts: they're wearing?? a bikini?? in the middle of battle?? HELLO??

sanzang's taunt: her cheeks were just so rosy i just HAD to find her to beat her up
mandricardo's taunt: uh, has anyone heard the hor... the hors.... *ominous neighing in the distance*

achilles's taunt: he issues you a 1v1 challenge in his realm and you, like an absolute fool, have accepted. welcome to the pain cage
d'eon & yang guifei's taunt: i am looking😳😳😳respectfully😳😳😳

georgios' taunt: he flings himself before you to protect u, what a pal

vlad iii's taunt: holy shit is that vlad the im *is impaled*

fionn's taunt: he's having too much fun we need to beat him the fuck up
passionlips' taunt: omggggg noooooo *boobs bounce* pwease dont *boobs bounce* hit meeeee *boobs bounce*

leonidas & benkei's taunt: the way theyre preparing for a fight is pissing me off

gareth's taunt: is that a magical girl transformation sequence??????????
ganesh's taunt: who the fuck threw this elephant tusk at me

emiya & chen gong's taunt: they shove their allies right in front of u and make a break for it

odysseus' taunt: there's a horse outside your city. you bring it inside. surprise! there's a berserker inside! you die
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