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dandelion/jaskier writing a ballad about yennefer and geralt and everyone being obsessed with it...maybe he deserves SOME rights
‘seduced the witcher-with a help of a little magic’ so she basically did the fantasy equivalent of giving him a date rape drug...i knew this happened but yikes...and is she implying she enjoyed his pain??? man fuck triss i hate her already 
the way she’s talking about ciri...
this bitch won’t stop talking about how horny she is omfg-
the way she gets so excited whenever geralt smiles and then is like ‘his smile was not for me’ pls she’s so salty
pls she’s so salty
i couldn’t stand him in tw3 but i actually like lambert so far
wow the games really got her character wrong with the way they dressed her in them smh
pls even ciri is getting tired of her
she’s so petty i love her
SHANIIII
ugh not dijkstra
yen and ciri...my heart
i finished blood of elves so quickly compared to tlw and sod lmao...and now onto the next one
okay don’t get me wrong dandelion’s an ass but rn he’s good with ciri and it’s lowkey sweet
GERALT
THEYRE SO CHAOTIC AND IN LOVE OMFG MY HEARTTTT
not triss...not triss
so what they’re saying is...philippa listens to girl in red
saw that my name is in time of contempt, got excited...then read the next line
just over halfway through baptism of fire and im stressing out...like geralt hurry the fuck up and find her and ciri already
also regis is precious i would die for him
just remembered about this thread lmao. but yen trying to negotiate with phillipa to save geralt also once again fuck triss
also once again fuck triss
