dandelion/jaskier writing a ballad about yennefer and geralt and everyone being obsessed with it...maybe he deserves SOME rights
‘seduced the witcher-with a help of a little magic’ so she basically did the fantasy equivalent of giving him a date rape drug...i knew this happened but yikes...and is she implying she enjoyed his pain??? man fuck triss i hate her already
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this bitch won’t stop talking about how horny she is omfg-
the way she gets so excited whenever geralt smiles and then is like ‘his smile was not for me’
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> pls she’s so salty
i couldn’t stand him in tw3 but i actually like lambert so far
pls even ciri is getting tired of her
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she’s so petty i love her
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SHANIIII
ugh not dijkstra
yen and ciri...my heart
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okay don’t get me wrong dandelion’s an ass but rn he’s good with ciri and it’s lowkey sweet
GERALT
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not triss...not triss
saw that my name is in time of contempt, got excited...then read the next line
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just over halfway through baptism of fire and im stressing out...like geralt hurry the fuck up and find her and ciri already
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also regis is precious i would die for him
just remembered about this thread lmao. but yen trying to negotiate with phillipa to save geralt
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> also once again fuck triss