Hmm, I still feel like we're missing an important step
Normal shit to recommend to an 11 year old
I fucking hate this person
This is a fucking joke, right
I am going to [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]
I am losing my fucking mind
Sell a book
Sell a book
Sell a book
SELL A BOOK
S E L L A B O O K
It's just that easy, you lazy shitheads
Alright last one for all our sanity, this is the bleakest worldview I've ever fucking seen and actually saying it out loud means your soul is pure dogshit
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