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The dynamic of travel has changed drastically

The business Travelers...all working remotely now

Commuters...all work remotely

Legacy family travel...non existent

So now what you have are flights for under $50 and the clientele shows it
I handled a situation where a man was literally trying to check a cat in a trash bag last week

Had to deny boarding to two obvious crack heads

And one man couldn't read...like told me aye I can't read

Not to mention the uptick in bonnets/biking shorts/and slides wit the fur
Had a guy shit on himself in the concourse

Another woman masturbating near Dunkin donuts

Saw a young man 2piece a white dude up for physically pulling up his pants

A pimp came to pick up 4 of his hooker's from baggage claim

And a sex worker giving blows in the nursing room
I had a guy dressed like Jesus Christ...walking thru the terminal

With no shoes

A lady picking lice out her babies head

Somebody get slapped over not wearing a mask

Man look
Yall still here?

Once had a crackhead selling food vouchers in the lobby

Had a lady book a ticket just so she can catch her man wit her Bff on a flight to vegas

Man asked me "where can I smoke at" and I said..."outside it's no smoking n here"

HE WALKED OUT ON THE RUNWAY 2đź’¨
Had a man tell a coworker that he hopes his daughter gets raped one day

Had a lady strip bukkid Nekkid and start literally doing the Cha Cha slide

Man got so drunk he started playing freeze tag wit the police

Police couldn't tag(I mean tackle) him for a good 30 minutes
We still here?

The time someone threw a bag because someone didn't say good morning

They had a mask on so they couldn't hear them saying good morning
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