I’ve been camping for 2 nights now. Why the fuck do people pretend this is a fun and relaxing way to spend time? It’s fucking awful.

God it’s fucking shit. Sitting around a campfire and repositioning yourself every 10 seconds because the smoke blows into your eyes. Ooh but food tastes so much better cooked on a campfire doesn’t it? No. No it fucking doesn’t.

Also, I sleep naked at home. Can’t do that here because I’m worried a bear will see my dick so my dick and balls are so hot and sweaty and gross. You could cook a meal on the heat emanating from my crotch right now. And it’d taste better than the campfire shit too.

Fuck this outside bullshit.

This tent can punish up to 12 people.