2020 guys. One of my mum’s employees was pronounced dead this morning, did he not wake up in the mortuary and run out?!
Guys I really wish I had an explanation 😭💀.
Update: my mum spoke to him and this is all he said “Mama I was never dead, it’s the stuff I smoked last night, I don’t know what they put in it” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 guys ha.a I’m done.
He told my mum as they were about to put him in the fridge he got up and shouted “wenzani” 😭😭😭
My mum called at midday to tell me she just got a call that he’d committed suicide but then just after 2 she called again to tell me they just called to tell her that he woke up, ran out and now no one knows where he is 😩.
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