I swear, these couples who want a 3rd, they nigga be UGLY

Okay so I'm learning that Brooklyn bi women like photos in their glasses. #tindertales

White queer women love pictures in flannel and their face scrunched up. The girls with those photos probably use the strap #TinderTales

I really swipe left if "sapiosexual" or "tacos" or "passport" is in your bio #tindertales

Niggas be posting grey sweatpants selfies with no discernible dick print. #tindertales

This nigga lying like SHIT ABOUT HIS AGE! #TinderTales

If a man posts a photo of himself in scrubs, white coat, or a stethoscope, and he DOESN'T mention he's a doctor, he's DEFINITELY not one.

Male doctors love to remind you that they save lives for a living. #tindertales

Wow. Helluva bio. #tindertales

FISTING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tinder really is wild #tindertales

If I swipe right on a man, I definitely always match. But if I swipe right on a woman, I might not match

SCREAMING!!!!!!!!! #tindertales

I understood this. I'm going to hell #tindertales

Sounds like a cuckolding sitch #tindertales