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You know you're a clergy kid when...
1. EVERYONE knows your name. You haven't got a clue about who they are.
2. You're the only kid who knows what an alb is. Everyone else thinks your mum is wearing a wizards robe.
3. You know when the secret church biscuits are.
1. EVERYONE knows your name. You haven't got a clue about who they are.
2. You're the only kid who knows what an alb is. Everyone else thinks your mum is wearing a wizards robe.
3. You know when the secret church biscuits are.
4. you're the only one who gets away with interrupting your mums sermon.
5. You ALWAYS get "exceeding expectations" in RE at school.
6. You feature in sermons.
7. You're one of the few people who gets to hear the clergy swear.
5. You ALWAYS get "exceeding expectations" in RE at school.
6. You feature in sermons.
7. You're one of the few people who gets to hear the clergy swear.
8. Sometimes you have to do really weird things like taking the bread and wine for a walk. Mum says it was for Corpus Christi. I still don't get it.
9. Sometimes your mum comes into school and does your assembly or RE lesson. you pretend to be embarrassed but you secretly quite like it, especially if you get to go home early afterwards.
