I used to hate when female friends/relatives wud ask me while chatting on phone,
"Aaj khane mein kya banaya?"

Me: (in my mind obviously) tereko kya karneka hai? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Wütendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Wütendes Gesicht">
Tu apna dekh na..khaney pe toh tujhe mai bulaaoongi nahi, toh phir kyu dimaag ka dahi kar rahi hai bey?

Why are females so interested in & #39;what& #39;s cooking& #39; at other people& #39;s houses?
Literally?

I feel relieved that I am now a middle-aged woman & can skip such queries with
& #39;kya nayaa pakega ab 30 saal ke baad!?& #39; https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">

But I remember several years back, I wud answer those questions with, " arey jyada kuch nahi.. daal rice, 2 veggies, 1 sweet, 1 chicken fry, fish curry, a platter of salad, parathas & #39;

An eerie silence with the caller expecting a counter question, & #39;tere yaha?& #39; from me.

Instead of asking that stupid counter, I took revenge each time every time with,
& #39;chal phir, phone rakhti hu, hamaare khane ka time ho gaya& #39;
#cooking

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