my friend watching x-men days of future past - a thread
"if she can walk through walls why doesn't she just run away"
"how are they still alive??"
"oh my god it's 'magnitious'"
he just said the endgame time travel makes more sense i'm--
"HOW DID HE LOSE HIS POWERS IF HE GOT SHOT IN THE BACK??? WHAT????"
"DAMN HE THICC BOIIIII" (about logan)
"is this the movie where the house blows up and the flash guy comes and saves everyone??"
"why can he walk? OH HE'S AN ALCOHOLIC"
"this emo shithead"
me: SEE HE LOST EVERYTHING,, ERIK,,

him: yeah, bros before hoes
him: *sigh*
"sassy bitch i love him" (about erik, again)
"being a little emo bitch" (about erik - plane scene)
"THE ONLY GAME HE WANTS TO PLAY IS HIS HEART,,, OHHHHHHHH"
"getting inside people's heads is /your/ power charles what the fuck"
"i like him, but not that much" (about erik)
him: oh it's the 'coolbots'

me: the what?

him: like robots but cool
"charles is in spain but the s is silent"
"XAVIER IS BACK!! he went from emo to fuckboy in like two seconds"
"where's the turtlenecks my dude"
"nO not the helmet"
"i kinda like his fit though" (about charles)
"what are his powers?? oh he can see far"
"why is he bringing a sTADIUM??"
"beast is literally the weakest shit"
"wait that makes no sense unless it's a big metal box-- wait it is"
(when the sentinels use emma's diamond form) "OH IT'S EMMA STONE"
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