Guys! I was once seeing this Portuguese man he lived between Portugal & Angola sometimes visited South Africa, I met him at a club in CPT. He was balllling, he had that coloniser money. Then I messed up and all my friends that were seeing his friends got dumped too
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Okay so I met him at COCO the same night I got to meet Nasty C and realised a nigga I went to primary school with is Nasty Câs stylist (I got to sit at Nasty Câs table, spoke to him briefly even) but asikho lapho
Anywho I got to the club, spotted Nasty C told my friend âBraah I think thatâs Nasty Câ she was like âPhi? Ndiyahamba mntaseâ just like that she walked to his table, passed the bouncers & sat down next to him
YOU GOTTA LOVE XHOSA GIRLS...
I followed her after like 5mins
YOU GOTTA LOVE XHOSA GIRLS...
I followed her after like 5mins


On my way there I got stopped by white guys at the table next door to Nasty C, they had accents so I was intrigued. Spoke to them they told me they were visiting from Portugal, but my focus wasnât there it was at how I need to walk in like I belong at sit there by Nasty C
So I told them brb, and went and sat at Nasty Câs table with my friend. At some point I was like wait, did I just mize those hot hot Portuguese guys
LOL I WENT BACK MNTASE!
Then the one was like âyou want to go for dinner tomorrowâ (please read in Portuguese accent)
I was like YES!
He asked me to bring friends I brought 2 we went out for dinner with his friends and mine at camps bay.
Then the one was like âyou want to go for dinner tomorrowâ (please read in Portuguese accent)
I was like YES!
He asked me to bring friends I brought 2 we went out for dinner with his friends and mine at camps bay.
In that time people started pairing up, honestly it was my hoe phase so I was flirting with all of them until the one peaked my interest. His name was George, we had a few conversations with actual depth and I was like no man, I like this one!
George and I got to talking some more, we went out for burgers. Essentially we were seeing eachother. My two friends were also seeing his 2 friends.
I noticed that George was the baller in the group. He paid all the group bills...
I noticed that George was the baller in the group. He paid all the group bills...
While his friendsâ car rentals were the ford focus and Kia picanto George rented some classic Mercedes Benz model from 1960-what-what. You could tell mans had money. Once he was like âyou need Uber moneyâ I said yeah & he whipped out a suitcase filled with rands.
Like I said, coloniser money.
Plus conversations were so meaningful with him weâd talk about how differences in culture can influence dating lives.
Polygamy, marriage and what it truly meant for either of us, colonisation. I loved our conversations
Plus conversations were so meaningful with him weâd talk about how differences in culture can influence dating lives.
Polygamy, marriage and what it truly meant for either of us, colonisation. I loved our conversations


I also noticed that George would boss his friends around, I guess the money thing made him the alpha. Anywho one night we got invited to a party at their place. Iâm dancing, chilling someone comes up from behind dances with me I assume itâs George because who else would it be

Then the person pulled my chin towards them, I close my eyes we kiss.... Mcwaah, mcwah...
âThis is not Georgeâ I thought, I push the person away
âThis is not Georgeâ I thought, I push the person away
Itâs a long thread, I canât help it Iâm a story teller by nature
I canât skip details lol


Fine I just pushed this person away. Hau! Itâs his friend, the ugly friend nakhona
aggg.
I messed up. I started praying nobody saw me.
No one is saying anything, Iâm like okay cool, itâs not that bad so one saw anything, I made a mistake but Georgeâs friend is trash though.

I messed up. I started praying nobody saw me.
No one is saying anything, Iâm like okay cool, itâs not that bad so one saw anything, I made a mistake but Georgeâs friend is trash though.
Itâs time to leave. I canât find my bag, George pops up with the sling of my bag around his neck, heâs like âif I give you bag what do I getâ
Iâm like tehehe
you get a kiss
Heâs like âno, maybe you should kiss my friend again since you like doing it so muchâ
Me:
Iâm like tehehe

Heâs like âno, maybe you should kiss my friend again since you like doing it so muchâ
Me:
Iâm tryna explain how I didnât know it wasnât him, the friend came up from behind me, yeeey! IâM TRYING
Iâm like âI thought it was youâ
He tilts his head looks at me, looks at the friend, looks at himself then looks back at the friend
YOOOH MADODA

Iâm like âI thought it was youâ
He tilts his head looks at me, looks at the friend, looks at himself then looks back at the friend

They looked nothing alike, George was like hot hot, the friend was not
Yoh.
George was like âno itâs okay, we talk tomorrow you leave now.â
Before the drama George was like we should come over the next day for a farewell dinner one of them is going back to Portugal.

George was like âno itâs okay, we talk tomorrow you leave now.â
Before the drama George was like we should come over the next day for a farewell dinner one of them is going back to Portugal.
I leave with my friends, in the car I tell them guys I messed up for us and Iâm sorry. Theyâre tipsy they donât see it yet theyâre like nah itâll be fine, I mean it was a mistake blah blah he said youâll talk tomorrow.
Iâm like hmmph
Iâm like hmmph
The next day I was being blue ticked by George and my one friend texted her guy asked him about dinner and he said âsorry tonight only for the Portugueseâ
And thatâs the last time we heard from them


I did the alpha dirty and my whole squad got dumped by his squad
And thatâs the last time we heard from them




George even blocked me nakhona, I donât blame him. I was trash that day. I still canât even successfully explain how that happened without looking guilty 
Then I moshad for my friends too
aggg. But we live and we learn. And thatâs the end of this thread.

Then I moshad for my friends too

