Guys! I was once seeing this Portuguese man he lived between Portugal & Angola sometimes visited South Africa, I met him at a club in CPT. He was balllling, he had that coloniser money. Then I messed up and all my friends that were seeing his friends got dumped too
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Okay so I met him at COCO the same night I got to meet Nasty C and realised a nigga I went to primary school with is Nasty C’s stylist (I got to sit at Nasty C’s table, spoke to him briefly even) but asikho lapho

Anywho I got to the club, spotted Nasty C told my friend “Braah I think that’s Nasty C” she was like “Phi? Ndiyahamba mntase” just like that she walked to his table, passed the bouncers & sat down next to him
YOU GOTTA LOVE XHOSA GIRLS...
I followed her after like 5mins

On my way there I got stopped by white guys at the table next door to Nasty C, they had accents so I was intrigued. Spoke to them they told me they were visiting from Portugal, but my focus wasn’t there it was at how I need to walk in like I belong at sit there by Nasty C

So I told them brb, and went and sat at Nasty C’s table with my friend. At some point I was like wait, did I just mize those hot hot Portuguese guys

LOL I WENT BACK MNTASE!
Then the one was like “you want to go for dinner tomorrow” (please read in Portuguese accent)
I was like YES!
He asked me to bring friends I brought 2 we went out for dinner with his friends and mine at camps bay.

In that time people started pairing up, honestly it was my hoe phase so I was flirting with all of them until the one peaked my interest. His name was George, we had a few conversations with actual depth and I was like no man, I like this one!

George and I got to talking some more, we went out for burgers. Essentially we were seeing eachother. My two friends were also seeing his 2 friends.
I noticed that George was the baller in the group. He paid all the group bills...

While his friends’ car rentals were the ford focus and Kia picanto George rented some classic Mercedes Benz model from 1960-what-what. You could tell mans had money. Once he was like “you need Uber money” I said yeah & he whipped out a suitcase filled with rands.

Like I said, coloniser money.
Plus conversations were so meaningful with him we’d talk about how differences in culture can influence dating lives.
Polygamy, marriage and what it truly meant for either of us, colonisation. I loved our conversations

I also noticed that George would boss his friends around, I guess the money thing made him the alpha. Anywho one night we got invited to a party at their place. I’m dancing, chilling someone comes up from behind dances with me I assume it’s George because who else would it be

Then the person pulled my chin towards them, I close my eyes we kiss.... Mcwaah, mcwah...
“This is not George” I thought, I push the person away

It’s a long thread, I can’t help it I’m a story teller by nature I can’t skip details lol

Fine I just pushed this person away. Hau! It’s his friend, the ugly friend nakhona aggg.
I messed up. I started praying nobody saw me.
No one is saying anything, I’m like okay cool, it’s not that bad so one saw anything, I made a mistake but George’s friend is trash though.

It’s time to leave. I can’t find my bag, George pops up with the sling of my bag around his neck, he’s like “if I give you bag what do I get”
I’m like tehehe you get a kiss
He’s like “no, maybe you should kiss my friend again since you like doing it so much”
Me:

I’m tryna explain how I didn’t know it wasn’t him, the friend came up from behind me, yeeey! I’M TRYING
I’m like “I thought it was you”
He tilts his head looks at me, looks at the friend, looks at himself then looks back at the friend YOOOH MADODA

They looked nothing alike, George was like hot hot, the friend was notYoh.
George was like “no it’s okay, we talk tomorrow you leave now.”
Before the drama George was like we should come over the next day for a farewell dinner one of them is going back to Portugal.

I leave with my friends, in the car I tell them guys I messed up for us and I’m sorry. They’re tipsy they don’t see it yet they’re like nah it’ll be fine, I mean it was a mistake blah blah he said you’ll talk tomorrow.
I’m like hmmph

The next day I was being blue ticked by George and my one friend texted her guy asked him about dinner and he said “sorry tonight only for the Portuguese”
And that’s the last time we heard from them I did the alpha dirty and my whole squad got dumped by his squad

George even blocked me nakhona, I don’t blame him. I was trash that day. I still can’t even successfully explain how that happened without looking guilty
Then I moshad for my friends too aggg. But we live and we learn. And that’s the end of this thread.