since everyone is making fun of her fashion sense i will be making a series: daisy ridley as middle school boys
john
-doesnt like to be told hes wrong
-very short but if you remind him he will get mad
-you have laughed at his jokes out of pity
miguel
-plays guitar
-does not want to become a shoemaker
-sings remember me to mama coco
-is miguel from coco
max
-personality of a golden retriever
-blank stare (what does he think about? sport???)
-his laugh is like 'uHUhUhAaa'
-says 'bruh' too much
karl:
-if a cheesestick could be a person?? it would be karl
-licks his lips while maintaining already uncomfortable eye contact
-does not shower
-knows a concerning amount of ww2 facts
alex
-band kid
-food in his braces
-thought africa was a country
-still dabs in 2020
hank
-his dad has guns
-one time for bring in a recipe day in second grade he brought back deer meat bc he sh0t one
-anger issues
-every single outfit has at least one article of camo clothing
elliot
-does theater. not good at it. ❤️
- his hat was not thrifted. he bought it at full price and pretends it is
-gets lice every summer
-volunteers to read out loud everytime. also not good at it.
donovan
-upsettingly good liar
-pickpocket
-bites people at sleepovers
-has never eaten non-organic food in his life
james
-only breathes out his mouth
-thinks hes smart bc hes young and should be in the grade below
-legendary snitch
-thinks his bowl cut is 'super epic'
jake
-girls like him
-smokes actual cigarettes
-writes poetry in the notes app
-friends with donovan
ryan
-chews on the collars of his shirts
-pulls girls ponytails and thinks it's flirting
-never seen him wear footwear that wasnt slides
-everytime he shoots a basketball he says slam dunk
gabe
-stoner and he smells like it
-walks into classes late just to piss off the teachers
-gives you insult compliments and thinks its flirting
-there are rumors he slept with a teacher
theo
-6'4 but maybe taller
-so pale he has to put on sunblock before he opens the fridge
-if u are shorter than him he will speak to u in a condescending tone
-if u ask him anything he will do a giant sigh
mckynnleiygh
-does not say bad words
-goes to cape cod every summer
-mom makes him start putting on sunblock a week before he goes to the beach
-makes you redo a high five if he thinks it wasnt good enough
emmett
-threatens to run away on field trips
-describes his minecraft house in vivid detail
-made fun of for being colorblind
-lets girls braid his hair
nicholas
-really bad lisp
-'hey guyth whathh up'
-refuses to use anything but mechanical pencil
-kicks dogs
-has three pages of the communist manifesto memorized
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