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Gonna watch The Phantom Menace, because fuck it
Taxation of trade routes, let’s gooooo
It takes zero minutes for this movie to take a turn for the racist
Remember being like 13 and being like “A C3PO with a girl voice this is the best movie ever OH SHIT HE JUST SAID ‘YODA’ ITS GOING OFF”
How come some droids with feminine voices have tiddies like L3 from Solo but others do not? Do the droids get to choose if they have tids or not? Is Star Wars woke?
I know this movie sucks but it’s hard to not remember the thrill of going to each prequel and thinking “this is gonna be the good one”
God I wanted to be the meat in an Ewan McGregor/Liam Neeson sandwich so bad
I remember thinking like “I love Natalie Portman I wish I was her aha” when what I really meant was “actually, I am quite gay,”
Oh no, floppy racist lizard
Ahmed Best is a pure soul and deserved better
I can’t look at Obi Wan’s padawan braid and not think he looks like an 80s kid with a rat tail
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