Celebrities as aunties; a THREAD

1. Mariah Carey
-black sheep
-family has their opinions on her but she doesn’t care
-best friends with the fun auntie
-kids love her because she makes smart remarks to family members
-lowkey shady af
-will act like she doesn’t know of your existence if you’ve upset her before

2. Whitney Houston
-the funny auntie
-everyone loves her but she’s only there bc she has to be
-besties with the black sheep
-will slide you alcohol
-if she don’t like you, she don’t like you
-highkey shady
-will check you just because she feels like it so don’t try it with her

3. Rihanna
-sarcastic auntie
-see her twice a year bc she doesn’t like being around family drama
-hangs out with the old nieces and nephews
-does NOT give a f*ck
-hilarious
-will leave once you say something disrespectful
-don’t know much about her personal life

4. Beyoncé
-sweet auntie
-never gets mad at you
-is the mediator of the family
-the nieces don’t know how to feel about her husband but the nephews are best friends with him
-knows how to hide emotions around family
-lowkey funny af
-one of the best cooks in the family

5. Patti Labelle
-the auntie auntie
-she be whippin in the kitchen
-probably makes deserts at every function
-sweet,cute, and hilarious but do not disrespect her bc she will handle
-the whole family loves her
-definitely has favorites
-slides you money
-sings whenever she cooks

6. Nicki Minaj
-boujee auntie
-has a bad rep with family but is actually cool when you alone with her
-don’t argue with no one, but just makes faces to show her emotions
-has a new man every other function
-her kid bad af
-most chill aunt
-always saying something under her breath

7. Britney Spears
-the cutie auntie
-is married into the family
-functions at her house
-is so adorable and treats you the best out of all the aunties
-minds her business
-will sit and talk with you for hours
-all about omitting good vibes and having fun
-hella woke
-loves family

8. Cardi B
-loud auntie
-half the family thinks she’s funny, the other half can’t stand her
-not exactly problematic with the family, she just don’t know when to tone it down
-surprisingly good with kids
-always tries to lighten the mood
-a little weird, but not in a bad way

9. J.Lo
-auntie that’s not really your auntie
-on and off again with your uncle
-said the n word once but no one forgot
-family definitely has their opinions
-remains positive
-black sheep claims she does not know her
- been friends with loud auntie since hs
-see her once a year

whew that’s it for now maybe I’ll add more later idk