Here's my prediction for the trajectory of Dave Rubin's grift:

- Renounce his homosexuality entirely.
- We will be introduced to his "wife" and cohost, "Alice."
- Alice will leave him. He'll go off the grid for months.
- Relaunch Rubin Report with a video "Why I left the right."
- He'll leave Blaze TV.
- He'll "reconnect" with his current husband, who's been there all along. Alice was a character played by a talented actress. The left has speculated about this for a while.
- He'll ideologically move left in a strikingly fast way.
- In an appearance with a guest, he'll describe himself as "basically a communist" after reading the synopsis of Capital on Cliff notes.
- Slowly move into celebrity-centric content, reduce political coverage.
- A new young host takes over his show once he's hired as a fashion correspondent for ET.
- He interviews celebrities on the red carpet, renegotiates his contract with ET and rakes in millions.

Mission accomplished.
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