My first impressions of Clare’s men, pt1.
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Believes he can cure your cancer with magnets
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Nick Viall’s baby brother in disguise
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Started a cooking show with his mom on tik tok during quarantine. It’s actually pretty great
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Crushes it on LinkedIn
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Tells his high school rehab story as his testimony at a mega church in Orange County
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Will misspell Clare’s name in multiple bad love letters
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Did VERY well at his 10 year reunion
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Will have an ex break quarantine to come in the show and talk shit.
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Will join Dean in the van life post-show
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Owns a VERY cute dog
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Still wears his frat letters
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Uses his photography skills to meet girls
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Won’t make it past night one and won’t know why
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Will get full funded on Shark Tank and make that Lori Greiner money
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Started a bespoke furniture company and will fulfill all of your Aiden dreams
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Organized the largest adult kickball league in greater Miami
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Is the real estate agent for all the mean kids from high school
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Knows every up and coming restaurant in LA before anyone else
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This might actually be my high school prom date.
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Omg just take me around the world with you already
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Producers forgot to eliminate him from the first cast of guys. Whoops.
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Very nice. Very normal. Probably too normal for this show.
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The first bumble date after a bad breakup who helps you get your confidence back
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