MARKHYUCK + SPONGEBOB X READER

reposting this fic i wrote bc i didnt want to do my physics hw last year for @eunhaenous and @SONOFNM mainly (this is a thread, open the thread to read please. this is unedited)

It is 8:50 PM and you crave red bull. You have never craved something so intensely before. In fact, you have never even had red bull but now you simply must have it. You are overcome by this strong urge, which is what leads you out of the house and wandering to the nearest

safeway to buy red bull. But in this delirious state, you have forgotten that the safeway is 10 miles away, and now you are hopelessly lost in your circular neighborhood because you have no navigational skills. However, you are not someone who gives up on red bull; therefore, you

decide that the best way to get to the safeway is to obviously knock on the nearest person's door so they can help you. You raise your hand to knock on the neon green door, and it is opened by sexy ass yellow square sponge that introduces himself as Spongebob. Wow, he's hot.

"Greetings, hideous stranger. How may I be of assistance to you in this time of night?"

Goddamn it, that sponge looks so hot that you just want to bite him. So you bite Spongebob, reveling in pleasure as you sink your dirty teeth into his rough yellow flesh.

Screams of agony fill your ears as you see in the hallway of his house a figure standing there and watching you. A glint of mystreious light illuminates the figure's hand, and there is red bull. Your senses are now triggered and you release Spongebob, lunging for the can but the

person holding it dodges you while yelling "skrrt pull up in the coupe beep beep." Instinctively you yell back, "girl, i got your lovin' on repeat," and then you are flooded with traumatic memories of a certain ramen haired boi.

"oMg mOrK mY BrUh iS tHaT yOu?"

"OmG y/n My bRuH Is ThAt YoU?"

You remember how one year ago the two of you would take turns smacking each other in the head with baseball bats and then swallowing oranges. This is how Mork lost his already puny memory, but it seems as if he has regained it.

You begin to cry tears of joy, and soon mork is also sobbing. Spongebob hates when his house gets dirty so he slides along the floor, soaking up the tears. Suddenly, you stop crying because again your eyes have fallen upon the red bull can.

"Mork sis can you yeet me some red bull?"

He yeets a can of red bull into your head, which bounces and falls on the floor. You pick it up and chug the can. A yell is heard from upstairs.

"MORK DID YOU DRINK THE RED BULL CAN I GAVE YOU?"

Mork seems confused and replies, "NO, I DRANK THE ONE SPONGEBOB GAVE ME!"

Unknown person upstairs: "NO YOU IDIOT, WHERE IS THE ONE I GAVE YOU?!"

Mork: "I GAVE IT TO Y/N, BC WE ARE SISTERS!"

A deep sigh resonates creepily through the house, and someone begins stomping down the stairs. Mork tells you, "Y/n bruh this is donghyuck bruh, we're bestie bruhs for lyfe ree #dabdab"

You nod.

Then donghyuck bruh screams, "MORK I PUT A LOVE POTION IN THAT RED BULL CAN, AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT YOU OBESE TOE SUCKING FUNGUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"

The moment donghyuck bruh says this, you no more see him as donghyuck bruh but he is now donghyuck loml.

"DONGHYUCK OPPA SARANGHAE OMO YOU ARE JINJJA KAWAIIIII" you shout as you try to put a leash around his neck. It is for such purposes that you always carry a spiky purple leash in your back pocket.

Alas fate is not in your favor.

It turns out donghyuck loml is a speedster, so he simply speeds hundreds of miles away. Your heart is now literally broken, and you collapse on the floor. You are now dead.

[THE END]