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another day of my dad forgetting our amazon accounts are linked ...
update: after telling my mom, my dad called to apologize but then in the background my mom made sex noises as a joke and i almost threw up
well this went off lmao - a few things: this is my dad’s humor, he doesn’t actually need reminders for sex, this is real (another screenshot attached) and my parents joke about this kind of stuff with me all the time they’ve been married 31 years and like to have fun
my mom is having fun
the tweet has reached meme instagram it’s over (but they gave me credit when i dmed omg)
my mom reminded me of the other time my dad’s amazon traumatized me (he bought her this for their anniversary)
well friends found it on reddit and tumblr im truly gonna die now my poor parents
