tf2 was made f2p like, Years ago but i bet elon musk still plays it and bitches about f2p's

elon musk plays OSRS and got to level 50 combat and naively said "im halfway there :)"

elon musk rips open bags of uncle bens rice and insists on heating it up in a skillet instead of utilizing the package that's designed to be microwaved

elon musk went to a strip club and only brought enough money to pay the cover charge for entry

in elementary school elon musk regularly wrapped his lips around the nozzles on every water fountain he used. he continued to do this through college.

elon musk calls his mom to ask for gas money despite having an exorbitant net worth and she always obliges (and cuts the crust off his sandwiches)

@elonmusk i challenge you to a game of smash bros. if i win, i get to say i bested you in combat. if you win, I'll delete this thread and the (genuine) criticisms i have on your character