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Cons

CaptainCons

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I’d be lost without Cons - Chaps

Cons is as awesome as he is handsome and whooo he is hot patoots - Kate

My kids only ever talk about wanting to go to West Point because they admire Cons so much and want to be just like him - Chaps

There is no one I respect at @barstoolsports more than Cons.

Doodyballs - Kate

I wish I had Cons’ style. T shirts and shorts aren’t cutting the mustard.

Lol just goofin I’ll never look that good - Chaps

I should brush my teeth. It’s been a week. - Kate

Those beans - Kate

I can't wait for our visit to West Point. I joke, but the history there is actually pretty cool. - Chaps

Cons we gotta work on getting you more followers on insta. Throw up your link - Kate

I’m here to deliver tonight https://www.instagram.com/captaincons/

Looks like my work here is done

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