Today on the alt right: we’re going to make up someone who is a “typical leftist”, have them say something obscenely stupid then totally own their ass with our flawless logic.

Stay tuned tomorrow for more!
1/13

Tomorrow on the alt right: “facts don’t care about your feelings” proceeds to become outraged when faced with any actual facts.
2/13

Next day on the alt right: we’re gonna show you how to misrepresent data to suit your intended outcomes.
3/13

Next day on the alt right: Bootlicking 101: why the heel is the tastiest.
4/13

Next day on the alt right: aren’t fossil fuels delicious! They’re even better than sex & there is no alternative!

*Pls don’t call me out for practically being a virgin, also pls don’t look through my mail or you’ll see all those cheques from the Koch brothers (brother lol)
5/13

Next day on the alt right: “trans women aren’t real women” proceeds to accidentally call a trans woman “she” and then have to correct himself.
6/13

Next day on the alt right: Hitler was a socialist & the Nazis wanted “chaos”. 7/13

Next day on the alt right:
“Climate change isn’t real”
“Okay maybe it’s a little bit real but it’s WAY over stated”
“Okay MAYBE it adversely affects people but they should just sell their houses and move”
8/13

Next day on the alt right: look, all I’m saying is that there are certain groups of people who are predisposed to crime. And by “poverty” I think you mean “INDIVIDUAL MORAL FAILING”
9/13

Next day on the alt right: Judeo-Christian culture is suffering because of those damn immigrants and we’re losing our power!! (Never mind that white Christian males have the vast majority of power and wealth)
10/13

Next day on the alt right: anyone who disagrees with me is a “cultural Marxist”. I DEMAND unlimited free speech but only the kind I like and I don’t want any consequences for it.
11/13

Next day on the alt right: we’re gonna be weirdly obsessed with what other people do with their own bodies!
12/13

Next day on the alt right: someone else having rights instantly erodes my own rights. Fact.
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