It’s time for us to lay out our spiciest takes. Right now. No blue check marks to cancel us

DEEP DISH PIZZA IS VASTLY SUPERIOR AS A LIFE EXPERIENCE BUT ALSO A MEAL TO TRADITIONAL PIZZA, YES IF YOU MUST CALL IT, NEW YORK STYLE

HONESTLY, JOURNALISTS THINKING WE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHO WORKS WHERE, IS LAUGHABLE. OH NO SOMEONE AT BUZZFEED CANNOT MAKE LISTS ANYMORE!

I DONT PARTICULARLY CARE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE SCARED OF IMMIGRATION. WHAT, YOU SUCK SO MUCH AT YOUR JOB YOU NEED TO BEG THE GOVERNMENT FOR PROTECTION?

YES THERES INEQUALITY BUT OUR CURRENT TAX SYSTEM IS COMPLETELY DEPENDENT ON THEIR EARNINGS N ASSETS. MANY PEOPLE DONT PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE AT ALL. AND FAIR SHARE IS A DUMBASS THING TO SAY ANYWAYS. SUBJECT TO ACTIVISTS INTERPRETATION. GET A JOB STOP BLOGGING ABOUT BILLIONAIRES YO

IF YOU EAT THE RICH WHO WILL FUND OUR STATE AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS

HONESTLY DGAF THE SOFTEST PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY ARE THOSE WHO THINK THEIR FAVORITE POLITICIAN GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEIR LIFE.

CABLE NEWS IS BAD FOR YA BRAIN AND ITS NOT ENTERTAINING GO FIND A REAL LIFE

LANDLORDS ARE PEOPLE TOO.

THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM AINT GOING ANYWHERE. GET INVESTED TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR CAREER SAVE MONEY. IF YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH YOU NEED TO GRIND

TEACHERS UNIONS ARE RUINING AMERICA. DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR EDUCATIONAL INEQUALITY. BUT AT THE SAME TIME WE SHOULD PAY TEACHERS 2X MORE. TAKE AWAY THE POWER FROM BUREAUCRATS, INCREASE ACCOUNTABILITY AND LETS MAKE TEACHING A HIGHLY DESIRED CAREER PATH. FEED THE POOR IN SCHOOL.

YOU ANTI MASK PEOPLE ARE THR BIGGEST SNOWFLAKES IN OUR COUNTRY AND YOU ARE SELFISH AND NOTHING BUT DARWINISM IN FLESH. SMALL PRECAUTIONS TO INCREASE PROBABILITY OF NORMALCY IS NOT TRYANNY U BITCH. AND GUESS WHAT GUIDANCE CHANGES AS MORE FACTS ATE AVAILABLE! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

MARTIN SHKRELI DID NOTHING WRONG AND THE FACT TRUMP PARDONED A SHIT UGLY OLD SWINGER WITH BAD STYLE OVER A PHARMACEUTICAL GENIUS IN A PANDEMIC MEANS TRUMP IS INCOMPETENT AND WANTS TO LOSE IN NOVEMBER #freeshkreli

THE “SQUAD” ISNT TIGHT OR PRODUCTOVE FOR SOCIETY THEY ARE THE EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION TO DONALD TRUMP. PHYSICS.

YOU FUCKIN RIGHT WINGERS THINK DONALD TRUMP DESERVES AN OUNCE OF RESPECT AFTER THE WRINGER YALL PUT OBAMA THROUGH IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS THE NEW NORMAL FOR AMERICAN POLITICS. EVERY NEW PRESIDENT REGARDLESS OF PARTY WILL BE THE “END OF AMERICA” AND HAS BEEN SINCE AT LEAST 2004

AMERICA HAS LOTS OF PROBLEMS. TO AVOID TRYING TO IMPROVE OUR COUNTRY IS TREASONOUS. SOCIETIES SHOULD ADVANCE. IF THEY RESIST, WE LOSE POWER. ALREADY HAPPENING.

MBA STUDENTS ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE HIRES. NEITHER ARE RICH KIDS. ALWAYS SEE WHAT THEIR HOME ADDRESS IS WORTH AND BET ITS MOMMA AND DADS. HIRE THE HUNGRY AND DESPERATE AND BE REWARDED.

THE NICEST PEOPLE IN AMERICA ARE IN SOUTH CAROLINA.

THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM PROBABLY NEEDS TO BE BLOWN UP. IDK WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT THOUGH. PROBABLY TRUST EXPERTS CAN YOU HANDLE THAT

“FREE” COLLEGE WILL GREATLY DILUTE ITS VALUE AND BENEFIT TO SOCIETY AND YOU ARENT A VICTOM IF YOU WILLINGLY BORROWED MONEY FOR A DEGREE THAT IS UNMARKETABLE

MAKE MORE BABIES FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY

CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL AND NUCLEAR POWER IS THE BEST SOLUTION BY FUCKIN FAR. DONT BUILD PLANTS ON FAULT LINES THO U IDIOTS

NOT ALL IPAs ARE CREATED EQUAL AND IF YOU CANT FIND ONE YOU LIKE YOU ARE UNCULTURED SWINE

WE SHOULD PROBABLY FUND REPARATIONS. TO IGNORE CUMULATIVE EFFECTS OF SLAVERY IS SO SHORT SIDED

WE NEED WAY MORE FISCAL STIMULUS TO POOR FAMILIES RIGHT NOW. THIS RECESSION WILL SET BACK UPWARD MOBILITY EVEN FURTHER.

BANKERS ARE PEOPLE TOO

DONT JUST HET EVEN WITH BABY BOOMERS AND THEIR WEALTH HOARDING RELATIVE TO OTHER GENERATIONAL SHARES. BEFRIEND AND GET WRITTEN INTO HELLA WILLS.

JOSH BROWN LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG

IF YOU ENJOY MAINSTREAM MUSIC AND ONLY SIDE WITH ONE POLITICAL PARTY I JUDGE YOU AND YOU HAVE TIPPED YOUR HAND ON BEING COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF CRITICAL THOUGHT. NOTHING BUT SHEEP. AT LEAST TAULOR SWIFTS SPOTIFY WILL CONSOLE YOU.

DEFUND DEEZ NUTZ SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO SOCIETY

SUPPORT POOR PEOPLE WITH MONEY FOOD AND OPPORTUNITY IT IS WHAT JESUS DID AND IF YOU BELIEVE HE WOULD JUSTIFY ANYTHING ELSE IN POLICY OR ACTION YOU ARE A LAUGHABLE HUMAN BEING

GUNS ARE AWESOME BUT ITS OK IF WE MAKE IT JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE DIFFICULT AND TIME CONSUMING TO ACCUMULATE THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPONS IDGAF ABOUT YOUR INTERPRETATION OF THE CONSTITUTION BECAUSE YOU DGAF ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES INTERPRETATION