bts as chaotic shit my dad has done [thread]

Jungkook - Was dangled over the side of a ship by the captain in the middle of the ocean for being a smart ass.

Taehyung - Proposed to his gf at the time by peering over the bathroom stall whilst she was taking a shit. She said yes. Then they had my sister.

Namjoon - Grew something naughty out on the lakefront in plain view of the public just to see if he could get away with it. (He could.)

Hoseok - Chased his uncle for thirty minutes on foot with a softball bat because his uncle dressed up in a monkey costume and scared him.

Jimin - Pissed on a gang member's motorbike, got in a fight with said gang member and then threw the bike into the ocean.

Seokjin - Robbed a cafeteria for junk food, then got expelled after he attacked the principal with a cane.

Yoongi - Defended his trans friend by beating the shit out of her boyfriend for calling her names bc ‘Only I’m allowed to give u shit coz i’m fucking joking.'

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