things taehyung has done that shouldn't be real but they are - a thread

taehyung filming himself spanking jungkook and uploading it with the caption "look at his ass"

when he was flirting with an armys husband (i'll be paraphrasing)
army: i love you more than my husband and he's jealous
taehyung: husband nim

he didn't even try to hide how much he hated the coffee

lmfaooo he's so cute

this isn't a weird moment i just think it's cute, king of breaking gender norms

lmfaoooo i love him

HE'S SO CUTE I'M DEVASTATED

taehyung imitating jimin's typing

taehyung staring at jimin and then realising there's a camera

taehyung feeding the MPD guy through his helmet

taehyung's reaction when yoongi says people think he (yoongi) and jungkook look alike

when he admitted he dropped yoongi's toothbrush in the toilet i'm-

when he went to the toilet during a variety show

taehyung knocking over the toilet and pretending nothing happened

when he ran to the toilet and back to make sure he didn't miss john legend's performance

when jungkook fell asleep and he tried to feed him a fry and it stained his white shirt

WHEN LELE PONS ASKED FOR HIS NUMBER AND HE GAVE HER HIS MANAGERS ONE GKGKJGHKJHKK

do i really have to say anything

yoongi and hoseok teaming up to fight taehyung on run bts i'm-

"why are you turning back"

when taehyung drew a leash on all the members and got jumped for it

when jimin had a leash on taehyung???!!!

taehyung pretending to be a puppy i'm-

i'm not entirely sure what's going on here tbh, apparently he farted and tried to cover it up with his voice lmao

stream sweet night https://open.spotify.com/track/39EXZNMxb4RBHlRjnRaOKp

taehyung threatening jimin that he'll draw on his plushie if he doesn't come home soon