Thread by @ikhankapture, I had no idea wtf to do ,So I just start licking [...]

I had no idea wtf to do ,
So I just start licking errything ,
Slobbering anywhere ,
Boy I spent atleast 3 minutes tryna find the clit

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Boy or boy was I lost

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I feel like hun figured I was ass at this so she pulls me by my hair and brings me up to kiss her .

I had no idea wtf to do ,So I just start licking errything ,Slobbering anywhere ,Boy I spent atleast 3 minutes tryna find the clit https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

Boy I went up feeling embarrassed asf .
Like a walk of shame except I’m being dragged by hair on a very sexy body
But I compose myself and say imma show her how this dick do .
And destroy her now .

So I whip out the rubbers and smile .

Hun reaches over to her side table and whips out lube .

Now , this is the moment I realised .
I was not fucking her today .
She was gonna fuck me

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I thought I was prepped with a +2 uno card only for shawty to have a +4 .

Hun reaches over to her side table and whips out lube . Now , this is the moment I realised .I was not fucking her today .She was gonna fuck me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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Ayt so I put some of this strawberry lube onto her pussy , get the rubber on too .
And I was ready .
I was about to enter the land of dreams

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So I position myself and then I thrust .

I missed .

My dick went up the pussy lips and and onto her belly .

I look at her like

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This hun starts laughing at me .

It was at this point I should’ve packed up , called it a day and left .

But hun grabs my dick and guides it in .

Boooooyyyy nothing gone prepare for the feeling of getting up dick wet for the first time .
This shit hit maaaad different .

7 strokes later I came

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And end up looking at her like

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And end up looking at her like" title="Boooooyyyy nothing gone prepare for the feeling of getting up dick wet for the first time .This shit hit maaaad different .7 strokes later I came https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">And end up looking at her like" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

Hun just smiles and pets me on the head .

Pets me
On the fucking head

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Like I’m a fucking Labrador fam .
.
I pull out and sit on the edge of the bed .

Man I promised this hun a movie and gave her a YouTube trailer .

Hun just smiles and pets me on the head .Pets me On the fucking head https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

Like I’m a fucking Labrador fam ..I pull out and sit on the edge of the bed .Man I promised this hun a movie and gave her a YouTube trailer ." title="Hun just smiles and pets me on the head .Pets me On the fucking head https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">Like I’m a fucking Labrador fam ..I pull out and sit on the edge of the bed .Man I promised this hun a movie and gave her a YouTube trailer ." class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

But my dick still hard so turn back and decide it’s round two .
I even stopped to put play some music .
I put “the hills “
decided to get to work .

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Bruhhh , I done got my strokes to beat and errything

I felt like I was doing well
Hun even starts moaning

I got this

But my dick still hard so turn back and decide it’s round two .I even stopped to put play some music .I put “the hills “ decided to get to work . https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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Boy , I knew she was into bdsm .
So I start choking her and I decide
Lemme give her a young slap.
I mean it’s bdsm right ,

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Cause if you thought I did research and learnt techniques and took time to understand bdsm .
You must got me fucked up
So I slap her

She slaps me back

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Cause if you thought I did research and learnt techniques and took time to understand bdsm .You must got me fucked upSo I slap herShe slaps me back" title="Boy , I knew she was into bdsm .So I start choking her and I decide Lemme give her a young slap.I mean it’s bdsm right , https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">Cause if you thought I did research and learnt techniques and took time to understand bdsm .You must got me fucked upSo I slap herShe slaps me back" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>

I was so confused I almost stopped stroking .

My cheek feeling warm as hell and there’s a tear in my eye .
When I’m telling you hun swung back

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So Rhonda type swing even .

I’m flabbergasted tears in my eyes .

The Weeknd still playing .

I was so confused I almost stopped stroking .My cheek feeling warm as hell and there’s a tear in my eye . When I’m telling you hun swung back https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

Then shorty says spit in my mouth ,
I’m like Ayt bet .
I spit .

This shit lands on her eye

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Boy I done fucked up

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Hun looks at me like wtf .

So I wipe it off and start apologizing for it mid stroke .

Hun probably pulled me in for a kiss so I can shut the fuck up

Then shorty says spit in my mouth ,I’m like Ayt bet .I spit .This shit lands on her eye https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

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This felt like eternity .
But
I came before the chorus
At this point hun just looks at me
Then she starts laughing
Bro .
just breaking herself fam
Idk if my dick went soft from embarrassment of because it was overworked .
But it went down
I just went to lay next to her
Like

She’s still petting me like I’m a fucking Labrador , but I’m embarrassed asf so I’m just laying staring at her ceiling .

So I start apologizing , and she just starts laughing she gets up .
Lights a gwaai .
And says it’s okay .

I put my clothes on and dipped .

Boy I felt softer than Drake .

I just got into my car and drove home in silence .

Anyways Alice and I stopped speaking after that day , I even avoided Friday bloms for a while .

Cause I didn’t wanna be clowned for being the flash

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Alice and I met a year or two later at groove , and I had a godlike redemption arch .

I had her vibrating like a washing machine with a brick in it

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Hun tried to stand after but her legs left the chat

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That is my story .

Fin .

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