Just realized my office has a Creed.

Had my first conversation ever with him today and he asked me if I smoke Marley.
I said no.

He replied “me neither but I put it my tea this morning and I don’t know if I’m even having this conversation or just imagining it.”

I replied “why are you telling me this?”
And he said “I’m very scared”

(Cont’d)
He’s just asked me if I’d like some tea with a cheeky smile. In front of a bunch of my co-workers.

I replied “absolutely not” and they’re all asking what I have against tea.

Co-worker: don’t mind TMT, he thinks he’s too good for tea.

co-worker 2: well I'm going to have some tea.
Me: Don't-Don't do that.
co-worker 2: I knew your you wanted it!
Me: I just don't think we should share tea during a pandemic.
co-worker 1: It's fine, the hot water kills the germs.

Me: Don't say "the hot water kills the germs" You're not a doctor. You're barely a lawyer.
Co-worker 2: You're being really mean. It's just tea.
Me: *deep sigh* I could be living in London right now.
co-worker: *low voice* You'd have to drink tea all the time there

*pulls co-worker to corner*
Me: stop offering people "tea"!
co-W: Why? It's not a crime
Me: It is absolutely a cri- You're a lawyer.