A overdue thread about my experience with the infamous Sex Chocolates. I had to try them a few times to give an accurate “review” about them lmao. But chillleeeee let me tell you about these CHOCOLATES https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍫" title="Schokoriegel" aria-label="Emoji: Schokoriegel">. 1/
Alright so about a month ago my partner & I took a trip to a local sex shop bc I’ve been dyinnng to go to one. We spent about an hour looking around (it was a big place) & he pointed out these mysterious chocolates that were on display. I brushed him off bc I didn’t think-
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They were worth buying tbh. The adult pleasure/sex toy industry is full of companies selling products that’s *supposed* to enhance your experience(s) but they don’t. Not everything is FDA regulated but ppl assume things are safe bc they’re in a pretty package & on the shelf. 3/
Fast forward 24 hours. My partner & I were big lit off of mimosas and excited about our purchases from the night before so we decided it was time to do THE DEED. We were geeked asf ngl lmaoooo 5/
We popped the chocolates, lit some candles, I put on my lil role play outfit, & got out my toys. It was time to get NASSSTY!!! Now remind you, we had some drinks & weren’t sure about the effects of the chocolates but about midway through them hoes kicked IN!! 6/
Sorry for the delay I was getting my eyebrows done hehe. ANYWAY. This day we tried a lot of new things & both have high sex drives so we weren’t sure if the chocolates worked or if it were the other variables. Regardless we had some fire ass sex & passed tf out!!! 7/
After the nap we still had the after effects of the https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍫" title="Schokoriegel" aria-label="Emoji: Schokoriegel">’s. Now any other day we’d go about 3x & be fine. But nah these hoes stay in your system like an edible. I can’t explain how it feels, but it amplifies every touch & just https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">
The https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍫" title="Schokoriegel" aria-label="Emoji: Schokoriegel">’s contain hella aphrodisiac herbs which help boost your libido & make you super aroused. They also had coconut in the middle which I’m not a fan of. We tried them a total of 3x all to which were great experiences (we always have good sex tho https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😛" title="Face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tongue">) 9/
If this thread didn’t go in enough detail on what I did during sex, I’m not sorry. I like to respect the privacy of my partner. Just know, he be tearing shit up RAW, like so like that.
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