i told my coworker velma is a lesbian and he was like "why did they have to mess with it? i had a crush on her as a kid" and i was like "well she's a cartoon character so she was never going to love you back anyway". and the whole zoom meeting was silent.

and then i was like "it's okay! luke skywalker isn't real and he'll never love me back. you get used to it!"

the point of this is that she’s a cartoon and not real. i wasn’t making any point about her sexuality and his gender not being compatible. she’s not real. that is my point here.