If Walmart is makes wearing a mask mandatory them greeters getting swung on. They ain't sing up for this. Time to hire out of work nightclub bouncers. They been waiting for this moment. https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1283412697011359745
Club bouncers get hired KNOWING they might have to choke someone out. Nothing makes a bouncer happier than choking the shit out of a stranger. Walmart is the PERFECT place for them to land to enforce the mask policy. And they got conceal carry permits too. so its a fair fight
Imagine being a Walmart greeter to pass time. You say "hello " & mark receipts w/ a highlighter. Then one day in a pandemic your boss say, "Aye, if you see anybody not wearing a mask, shoot the fade. Also you might get COVID." WHAT?! Sir, the way my bone density is set up...
Your Walmart just implemented a mandantory mask policy. For fear of confrontation, all your greeters resigned. Who will replace them? Choose one Denzel and one white person
After a gang leader refuses to wear a mask & passes COVID to 9 families, killing them all. A retired war vet becomes a Walmart greeter with the hopes of finding the gang leader and avenging the death of his military buddies.

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