today i will be spreading misinformation about kpop boygroup seventeen

joshua hong is a cryptid

yoon jeonghan is a single father to 10 cow babies

not only is xu minghao the lost heir to the throne of the chinese empire, but he is also the long lost son of tesla inc. ceo, elon musk

lee jihoon is a homosexual

kim mingyu beats world-record holder harry styles of number of nipples. mingyu has 4 nipples

seventeen was supposed to debut 17 members. the other 4 were supposedly said to be NPCs from the nintendo game, animal crossing

hoshi is actually cake. go on. poke his cheek.

lee seokmin's full name is lee seokminister of magic. that's right he's from the harry potter universe

hoshi's stuffed tigers will be making their debut in the near future with the concept "life living with a furry"

jeon wonwoo can consume knowledge faster than the world's greatest supercomputer

kwon soonyoung is a communist

lee chan is actually friends with renowned figures in the literary genre, oscar wilde and edgar allan poe

choi seungcheol wrote harry potter

contrary to popular belief, leonardo da vinci actually wanted to paint wen junhui's portrait. however, due to scheduling conflicts stemming from junhui's career as the world's greatest performer, da vinci settles for mona lisa

**settled. im going to scream into my mic

eminem wanted to be friends with vernon but vernon kept missing his calls

beyonce has said that boo seungkwan's voice is the most magnificent sound to grace her ears.

hoshi DOES NOT have an onlyfans profile :>

for $5 a month you can subscribe to lee chan's patreon where he releases 30-min rant videos of life as a maknae and the future of kpop

joshua just woke up one day and he had tiddies

lee chan, lee jihoon and lee seokmin are all biological siblings. baby carats hello

yoon jeonghan has murdered someone because he thought they were cake

ending this thread with this:

seventeen are all heterosexual.