An investigation into my roommate @William__Cook being cake. A THREAD

He was gone for almost 11 hours the other day. More than enough time to be replaced by a cake.

Has a new sunburn on his neck because he claims he BAKES in the sun! You know what else bakes, cake does

Any time I walk past him he smells of vanilla. Cake is vanilla!

Never seen him swim. Cake can’t get wet or else it falls apart!

He always accessorizes with layers. Cake has layers!

More to follow

While watching him drink I always notice he spill on himself. Almost as if he doesn’t know how to drink. Cake can’t drink either

@William__Cook doesn’t like being near knifes. Almost as if he afraid he’ll get sliced…like a cake

@kate_pelini is defending @William__Cook I think the SBS might of gotten to her as well. No one is safe

Kate=Cake. Looks and sounds a little too similar for my liking