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i swear to shit my uncle makes me so damn angry i hate him so much. he is unemployed despite the fact he could easily get some kind of a job, it’s either out of pure laziness or i don’t know why the fuck else. he’s been staying with my grandparents all during covid and 1/idk
he also lives off of them. here at our summer house when everyone’s here the house is always crowded as hell but he takes up so much space in the house by just being there and doing nothing all day, either reading or getting up to do a single chore when asked to by my grandmother
and very rarely doing it well enough to look better than something a child would do. he clearly has good intentions in everything he does but it doesn’t change the fact that he has the most smug way of interacting with people which probably comes from his total lack of social
contact which he is entirely to blame for. no matter what you tell him whether it’s telling him how to do something or asking him to do something or just commenting on something his only fucking response is “mhm” and it drives me up the fucking wall. along with that he has
another small list of words he uses it seems without even thinking about it such as “treat” whenever he sees any food that isn’t one of the 3 main meals and “pupper” whenever he sees a dog he sounds like a 3 year old and it is so unsettling and frustrating this man is over 40
i just don’t understand him. despite all this ineptitude and being totally unable to function in the house other than using up the internet, he has this wierd as fuck list of fears that goes on and on and whenever someone does something that goes against it he stops you
all matter of factly as if he knows what the fuck he’s talking about. hearing so much urgency in someone’s voice only to find out you’re not driving 10 below the speed limit or you used vanilla instead of maple syrup is so ducking agrivating and he refuses to back down on these
useless fucking details that mean so much to him for literally no reason. related to that vanilla thing, my sister was having some yogurt for breakfast this morning and she put a few drops of vanilla into it. then this dumbass all matter of factly without even knowing what
the fuck she was doing or bothering to check that she has the most basic knowledge on vanilla goes “oh no don’t use vanilla use maple syrup vanilla is way too expensive” as if she was touching a live wire. the dumbas couldn’t watch her for 5 seconds to see what she was doing with
it and although it seems like a minor thing keep in mind being a child who is told by an adult to do something so urgently when you know what the fuck you’re doing is difficult because all adults are right and she just sat there and said “i know, i only used a little” and then he
tells her again to stop and she just sits there feeling like a dumbass for arguing and being wrong despite the fact that she’s right and he’s an asshole with completely nonsensical fears. it really reminds me of the 14 year old who thinks he knows more than all the adults despite
just being an edgy fuck who knows almost nothing. he contributes nothing and when he does it is either this weird pseudo baby talk or shitting on people for his own completely dumbass fears at things that aren’t a problem whatsoever, i really just couldn’t take it when he made my
sister feel like a shitty dumbass, this fucker is quite literally the person i hate most in my life and he doesn’t even know it. oh man and how could i forget the FUCKING WHISTLING. he has this 1 2 second melody that he whistles on repeat way out of tune whenever something isnt
happening in the house and he’s not busy, just this constant same loop of notes over and over and over which doesnt even string together because it’s the fucking RESOLUTION to a chord progression it just sounds like shit and he does it constantly it’s almost like he thinks it
sounds good or doesn’t realize everyone in the house can hear it and that noise sounds EXAFTLY like him feeling akward that something hasn’t been said in the last 3 SECONDS. he just constantly relies on people for entertainment, whenever my dad is outside doing something he’ll
sit and wait and do nothing until he’s around he can not entertain himself he always needs someone else to play cards with or play music with or do something he is like a parasite but like i said he doesn’t even realize it and it makes it so much worse. not to mention he smokes
right fucking outside of the screen door after being told to do it somewhere where we can smell it, he is completely oblivious to how intrusive the smell is. quick disclaimer: this thread is not me bashing on the mentally ill, and i do think it’s quite likely that he has
some kind of mental illness, and i really don’t want to make it seem like i have a problem with that. i have a problem specifically with my uncle, and i really don’t want to seem like someone who won’t tolerate people that aren’t perfectly normal. of all the people i’ve met
i have never had nearly as much of a problem as with him, and probably it comes from him being around 24/7. but even people who i know that are almost similar to him don’t rub me in he wrong way he does. please don’t feel that this is me hating anyone other than him, or that i’ll
hate you for similar reasons.
